Please. I will get yall a sweet treat. Use your heen and not your vajeen.
Summer is ending and I know you want to get reckless with your lil fling. Sister. I am begging. It is so hard out here. Please use your butt.
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Please. I will get yall a sweet treat. Use your heen and not your vajeen.
Summer is ending and I know you want to get reckless with your lil fling. Sister. I am begging. It is so hard out here. Please use your butt.
Looking at new frames and see the RayBan Meta poster. Guess I'll skip that brand
Anthrax is gonna be signing records at Guestroom Records? Oh, at midnight? Sorry busy. Sleeping.
"For Sharing" Seems like this kind of thing they should have intro-ed right before Derby
Breaking my nails and having to file them off short before my nail appointment is annoying, but I guess it's better than breaking them after
This is grim but useful. Save it for yourself or someone else who may need it.
We created this guide for anyone who could experience a miscarriage in a state with abortion restrictions. We wrote it in consultation with dozens of doctors, including those who regularly treat patients who are miscarrying 👇
I guess so many people turned off gemini when it was optional, that now they're making it mandatory
I dont have any group chats, and it's not because they couldn't contain enough people.
Teenage girl told me she liked my hat, and now you can't tell me nothin'
They're hosing out one of the trains on Adventure Express. Lol
Longest slowest line in the joint
Horrible children are a parent issue. Horrible children are a parent issue. Horrible children are a parent issue. Horrible children
School busses out practicing routes. Woot. Soon kids will be in school.
Dr. Angel Foster has made $5 abortion pills so accessible that abortions in Mississippi are up a mind-boggling 85% since Dobbs.
She's remaking the abortion landscape one pill at a time
Far from buckling under Dobbs, the access movement has created “a whole new way of doing healthcare.”
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Need to wash the car so I can put some fresh stickers on
8 more books to go before I see this in IMAX 70mm
My Louisvillagers: @cornbreadhemp.bsky.social is having a political rally tomorrow at 4pm at the HQ to support the "Save Hemp" initiative. Giveaways, food truck, BOGO of all products in the store that I run. Tomorrow is 100 days (plus 1 mo) before you can no longer buy hemp products nationwide. +
Stage 3 has started and coverage doesn't start for 2 hours...
Absolute lies
Hey the Indiana Fever are in 5th place just like Riley! Way to keep that loser energy going!
riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
It's bad enough that Tour de France Femmes coverage doesn't cover the start, but making us miss out on Mountain Points is horrible. @nbcpeacock.bsky.social sucks
Cop in Phoenix accused me of riding a stolen motorcycle because he put the plate number in wrong
cop in Pasadena refused to believe my MN drivers license was real and then accused me of stealing my own car.
Why are there no snacks in the house I hate that fucker who goes to the grocery
Raye and Felix sat on the patio together-ish for an hour!
Best part of season pass is when lines get too long, you can just leave, and come back another day
Drop Tower