Using Android assistant to start navigation home this evening. Google Assistant proceeded to text-to-speech the entire pre-prompt for in-car assist followed by the existing navigation state, what to do since it found multiple possible destinations, etc. It was a solid 3 minutes of blabbing and […]

With uncompromising morals, I hit Masterball rank with a deck that makes me happy. No soulless, optimized deck this season. Seeing a Mega Blaziken EX get bonked for 250 by a mouse makes it all worth it. #pokemontcgpocket #pokemonpocket

Weehoo! I caught it!

Lemon Tree by Fool's Garden Takes me back to grad school when all the expats at the party started singing and I was just sitting around like 🤔 Apparently it's used by English teachers globally. Africa, Middle East, and Latin America unified through Karaoke by a German band's song

BlueSky age verification real in Texas Here's what the app looks like upon opening now

Windows notepad is autocorrecting my text as I type! NOTEPAD!! I'm trying to work on Spanish and in my first sentence it has auto-capitalized the E in estrella and then corrected universo to universe. literally fuck off Microsoft

I am at work On the toilet It started to rain The ceiling is dripping on me

Nothing makes me motion sick quite like The Witness

Bowling

Get a notification from a mutual with whom I wanna talk & hang out with more The DM:

I snapped this photo at some point this weekend and I think I ate with it.

Going through Japan photos and this one is my fav

If I'm watching a dance comp or a dance tutorial (often) and there are no timestamps, then I will be adding precise, descriptive timestamps in the comments.

Rhys is a tall, lanky boy...much more so to a 4' racc and 3' ferret Lovely doodle from @noodlesoopz.bsky.social

NRT -> IAH Switched google maps from transit to driving 😿

Singing and dancing in my car so hard the ladies one car over ask me what song I'm playing

[ph -] Today I kicked something that should not be kicked. Now there is a clear, white arc on my big toenail that shows exactly where it doubled over ＞﹏＜

Mama gator going home to watch over the bbs https://youtu.be/QKliIFnnXMI?si=Wn7uQQSX7vw8hj9U

Living in a city is bonkers. They're closing the ice skating rink at the mall. But if you really want to go ice skating at the mall, there are still other places you can go.

Poster of a space traversing fox Thanks @skaifox.com

I took my car into a mechanic and they did everything for FREE !? First time customer, they don't even have my email or nothing. They handed me my keys at the end and said it was on the house!

[Ph+] Three absolutely devastating calf cramps within the last 10 minutes of practice today. This was the first time in the pool where I didn't feel limited by my cardio/aerobic fitness!

making a hobby expense spreadsheet. For things I have to pay for: - swimming is by far the cheapest, and I don't even go to all the practices - gymnastics is the most expensive per hour. And for good reason since u need a coach, smallish class sizes, and tons of specialized equipment

I've made the mistake of looking at artist coming to Houston and now I want to go to Bob Moses CA7RIEL & Paco Amaroso Young the Giant JUNGLE Cory Wong Courtney Barnett The Black Keys If anyone wants to go to one of these with me I'm there

sometimes I feel like my music library has been stagnant for too long. But then there's new Underscores, Ca7riel y Paco Amaroso, Gorillaz, XCX, and I'm happy again

[going live notification] It is a Sunday morning and that means that it is time for Sip & Smash https://twitch.tv/basedott

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Sip & Smash Season 2 Episode 6

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Sip & Smash within an hour. I am sleepy but I will awaken for the steam

"Why do so many deep fry their screenshots before posting them?" That's just Windows being really sucky at HDR. But it is very funny to think that everybody is deep-frying their screenshots before posting them to teams.

The Groundhog Day ceremony is peak white culture