Casey

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Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

Glad he’s gone of course but I’ve seen roughly 20 Instagram reels and dozens of posts about how awful Tua was the other day and he was 3/5 passing. It’s a sickness people have with this guy.

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee.

Weekend Update with Norm McDonald