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Music, improv, live events and…accounting. I am multitudes.
That all sounds nice but first I need an optometrist. Scrolling by I for sure thought that said “independent c*nts.”
Social Media Lab@socialmedialab.ca · yesterdayDemand the rule of law, independent courts, free elections, a professional civil service, a free press, and peaceful transfers of power, but don't assume that simply invoking those norms makes them self-enforcing. They certainly are not.
A psychotic mail man chases you with a knife. He catches you. “Special De-Liver-y,” he says, and cuts out your liver. You are dead and your soul is in word play hell as pun-ishment.
He’s a necromantic narcoleptic from the New York no class no-necks.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoas is always the case when he's sitting and not talking, Trump had a hard time staying awake during the 9/11 ceremony (Finn Gomez/Getty)
We picked up this little gal, Luna, expecting her to be a foster along with her sister Soleil, in March of 2025. We have had her a year and half. She was terrified and took a week before she would even come out of her crate. Today, for the first time ever, she played with a toy. #Dogs
Jan. 6 was a worse day for America than 9/11, but Jan. 6 never happens without 9/11, and, frankly, I don’t think 9/11 happens if the chads weren’t hanging in Florida. Cheating ass Republicans have ruined this country.
Headline: “Melbourne Too Many Miles for Garrett”
Nate Atkins@nateatkins.bsky.social · 4d agoMyles Garrett’s debut with the Rams: 0 tackles 0 sacks 0 tackles-for-loss 0 QB hits
Not that self-awareness is a particular strength, but…come on. Everyone is poorer now and the government is the dirtiest it’s ever been.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoJD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
Instead of trying to stay in LA time, maybe they should have tried livin’ on Tulsa Time. youtu.be/oI6c9qpYKPU?...
Tulsa Time
YouTube video by Don Williams - Topic
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Nate Atkins@nateatkins.bsky.social · 4d agoThe Rams didn't get blown out in any game last season. It's happening in Week 1 this year. 49ers 24 Rams 7 The 49ers lead in yardage, 358-209.
He’s really just trying to see what he can get away with at this point. What a fucking psychopath and psychopathic country.
David Lynch's Worlds@davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 4d ago@pablo.show as a good Catholic boy, I’m sure you are aware that the Knights of Columbus have an insurance company and once owned one of the big sports venues named “garden.” Cool insurance story, nerd.🤓
Democrats should immediately come out and say, “If Americans need $5,000, they need it now, but we can’t have it now because Trump sent Congress on vacation. So when you elect us, we will pay you back for the gas you already spent on this war. $5,000 from us too.” And then, fuck it. Give us $5,000.
Listen, if you vote for Democrats, I will personally give you $10,000. (You will get no money either way)
@edsbs.bsky.social on the instant replay…what if we don’t call any penalties except obvious procedure ones. 22 eyes in the sky with ears watch each individual player and tells them when they are getting close to a penalty.
This is why Amazon switched to electric vehicles.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d agoCan’t wait to hear how this is Biden’s fault on Fox.
“I’m not unpopular, YOU’RE unpopular.” Trump has been playing this game since he was 7 years old alone at his birthday party. Sad really.
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 6d agoThe president does not want to hear how badly he is plummeting in the polls.
This means that the Nord Stream pipeline is busted indefinitely.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6d agoKREMLIN: NORD STREAM PIPELINE COULD BE BROUGHT BACK ONLINE INSTANTLY
I said the same thing about my first proctologist exam.
Futurism@futurism.com · 6d ago"it's been challenging to absorb and or ignore."
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
Farmers sounds like farm owners, not ag workers or migrant labor. They hitch one is it? My guess is most of those deaths are migrant workers. Can you help or clarify @motherjones.com ?
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 6d agoSome 11,000 farmers die every year due to pesticide poisoning. The greatest estimated number of poisonings was in southern Asia, followed by Southeast Asia and East Africa.
Let me guess…the only way to solve this problem is to give them more money. But hey, organic consciousness has had a nice run. Time to let the bits And bots have a go at it. It’s only logical, right Spock?
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 6d ago3. Hubinger said he personally puts the chance of AI wiping out humanity within the next decade at greater than 10% and said Anthropic still does not have a plan to solve the problem.
Which is the better sports question: Is Shelton the next Sampras? -or- Could Sampras have ever scored a date with Trinity Rodman?
