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BatShaggy

@batshaggy.bsky.social

27 | He/Him | A heroic fox saving people | Secret identity 🤐 | I’m not @foxyshaggy.bsky.social | Heroically in love with @riverotterboy.bsky.social

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BatShaggy@batshaggy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Today, I saved a bee. But then I remembered that I’m scared of bees, so I ran into upcoming traffic until the bee got hit Looney Tunes-style by a truck. 🚛 🐝

BatShaggy@batshaggy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Today, I heroically stopped a train from falling off a cliff!🚊💥 I used the power of the ✨mind✨, which was taught by my heroic psychologist! I don’t think the doc meant it that way though. But it still worked!! As the train approached, I was honest with my feelings of distraught and it stopped!

BatShaggy@batshaggy.bsky.social · 11mo ago

A citizen asked me to use the power of my gayness to speak in slangs in order to defeat the Linguist villain. So I served it up cunty fresh for the gallery and put my whole divaness into it. I gagged the dolls, giving Lady Gaga 2010 MTV awards meat dress when entering, and snapped it up. 💅

BatShaggy being interrogative (?) hands in the hair doing a pose giving "I don’t know" while shook
BatShaggy@batshaggy.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Today, I saved a lamb from the coat villain ; a villain that goes around stealing lambs winter fur to make special coats while leaving the animals cold! I did so by stealing one of his coats, painting it from pink to blue and giving it to him so that is craving of fast fashion can be fulfilled!