Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
I was told I could bring a book. Opinions are solely my own.
Me: doc said I can be off my crutches Husband: he said WEAN off your crutches Me: stops crutches cold turkey Me to husband: I HURT ALL THE TIME AGAIN Husband: USE YOUR CRUTCHES Me: gets back on crutches Me to husband: huh. I feel better today Husband
Joey Tribbiani Says 'Told Ya..'
ALT: Joey Tribbiani Says 'Told Ya..'
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In a sexual relationship with Robin Wilson’s delivery of “Did you love me only in my….HEEAADD” on Found Out About You
My mother in law is visiting and she insisted on taking me shopping for my birthday. So I agreed to go to a tiny boutique lol. But look at this amazing fall dress she bought me🖤🖤
I’m showing signs of autoimmune disease and I would just like one fucking break please. Just one.
Podcast ads be like: AI business “solution” AI narrated ad for virtual therapy AI narrated ad for “vitamins” Ad for completely unrelated show And ten minutes later you finally get the show you want. Then in the middle of the show you get the same ads
My mom once bargained custody of my sister and I with my dad over her lawn mower. It’s actually kind of hilarious and I’m adding that to my southern gothic biography
One day I will be able to walk without pain and I’ll be able to get dressed up and I won’t always be a housebound ogre and then it’s over for you hoes
Highly recommend listening to Clumsy by Our Lady Peace when you’re already super sad
Shoutout to the guy at PT today who almost made me puke because he waltzed in smelling like skunk ass after smoking before his session. Really appreciated that while trying not to fall off my balancing board and break my hip
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Daria Morgendorffer: Too Smart and Sensitive
ALT: Daria Morgendorffer: Too Smart and Sensitive
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Trevor@awholedamntown.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Showed the Wicker trailer to my husband. Told him we’re going to see it. He agreed. That’s why you gotta marry someone who isn’t threatened by your hobby smut
Just throwing it out there that I’ve pushed 3 human babies out of my body and the recovery from those was easier than this hip shit
Lucifer: I Don't Think Pain Should Exist
ALT: Lucifer: I Don't Think Pain Should Exist
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Made it to chapter 11 and I’m hyperventilating. This is TRIPPY and I love it
It’s our 3rd Halloween in this house and I think I finally settled on a theme for the yard haunt. I already do a graveyard, so we’re going headless horseman. Husband agreed immediately and said he likes it. I’m getting some cheap plastic pumpkins for the tree and an inflatable horseman. Fog machine
Headless Horseman
ALT: Headless Horseman
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Apparently I decided I’m not hurting my own feelings enough, so I decided to weigh myself after lunch. Omg. I thought I gained a ton
It’s officially been 4 weeks since my surgery and today I want to amputate my right leg. I can’t walk correctly anyway and I can’t even take Aleve until I’m done taking the damn aspirin and Celebrex I have to take to prevent blood clots and abnormal bone regrowth. Oh and PT is tomorrow morning
Based on a true story. You ever been in recovery under the watchful eye of a soldier? It’s this
The feminism leaving my body when I hear HBK’s theme song on a sweet chin music compilation
This woman is in PT and I have done the exercises she’s doing and I know all the terminology and I feel like I’m in a support group. I’m gonna buy this damn book. It’s my horror story too.
Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3d agoI picked one hell of a book this time. I feel so seen
I picked one hell of a book this time. I feel so seen
Took a shower. Put Pond’s moisturizer on my face. I’m sitting on a heating pad and I’m wearing someone’s mama’s donated trousseau. With my bad hip. I belong in a nursing home
Book 31 of 2026! This one was actually pretty good! It holds up better than some of the others in the series. Great summer camp atmosphere and the characters made things interesting. A few actual red herrings. Great YA horror and nostalgia. 4/5 ⭐️
Never beating the vampire allegations
It’s beautifully gloomy outside. I’m still physically incapable of getting most of my decorations out, but I pulled these out of the basket.
Just heard someone pronounce cicada like Jon Secada and now my day is ruined
