BattleSloth
@battlesloth.bsky.social
Broad-spectrum nerd, hiker, and animal enthusiast.
Play this reel and join the picnic; we’ve brought sandwiches and a worrying lack of supervision. 🧺🥪😈 --- #UnsupervisedButWellFed #FunnyMemes #MemeReels
What I've learned is that it's not actually binding. We've basically been on the Honor System for the last 250, enforced by peer pressure. All it took was a pack of bad actors to turn it into bog roll.
Yes. 100%. Hell, 75 is extremely generous, methinks.
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There's a lady in my neighborhood who's basically the Karen neighbor from The House With A Clock In It's Walls, right down to the rat dog. She just screamed at my dog for existing and threatened to report her. I'd avoid her house but she lives right by the mailboxes.
I only ever bothered to keep one "I Voted" sticker, and it was from the 2024 presidential election. Thought it might be the last time I'd ever get to vote and I wanted the physical momento. Since we ARE getting another shot it is INCREDIBLY important that we all take it. No excuses.
With the rise of the Far Right, we’re in a situation where every election could potentially be the last one. No excuse not to vote with rigour.
"UH OH, IT'S THE ATTACK DOG." Sir, please don't give the entire neighborhood the wrong idea about my dog. She's reactive, not aggressive. She gets scared, so she gets scary. It's something that can be worked through and we ARE working through it.
What is the point of this stupid country if not that? Pack it up we’ve lost our reason to be
Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.
We really do need to bring back defenestration.
You know it's a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day when you find yourself eating ice cream straight out of the half-gallon before noon.