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“penis, the futch of the bouba Kiki spectrum” - @pupripley.bsky.social
Pup Ripley@pupripley.bsky.social · 6d agoDick is bouba and cock is kiki
Gay people stop telling our lore and lingo to straights challenge.
Refurnishing and redecorating is just giant tetris spread out over like 2 weeks
I’m convinced stock image websites are rooting for my downfall
The fact that my cold brew is most likely concentrate and not regular cold brew is doing most of the heavy lifting tbh
xoxo, bauhaus@bauhaus99.bsky.social · 3w agotoo many things are on my to do list today but I’m being so strong and getting so many of them done please clap
too many things are on my to do list today but I’m being so strong and getting so many of them done please clap
Good morning. I think the world is the way it is because we let the 2015 “The Muppets” sitcom flop.
enough lofi girl I want boiler room sets to work and relax to
I have too many vocal stims with origins that have been lost to time so whenever I say them to new people I can’t even reference the source
Once I get a massive chest and arms and better mental health im gonna be unstoppable
At what point am I allowed to quit my job and just draw furry porn full time
I just got introduced to the condiment packet archive and I fear my tism is about to be taken to new heights
Tyra Banks’s everything I eat in a day video breakfast section would make such a good drag number
Crocheting slutty little outfits in a god honoring way*
it would be nice if some of the drag race queens with large platforms called out World of Wonder for the complete and utter accessibility failure of their AI generated subtitles but they all care too much about future invitations to go on more seasons to say anything
It’s not all twinks. But it’s always a twink.
Me getting asked for my opinion when I wasn’t paying attention in a design feedback meeting
Network Sportsball Analyst@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · last mo.Oranges should be blue
Every fcf I drool over everyone’s PAs so time to start planning one for myself 👀
Once I get a walking pad for under my desk and my mental health improves because I can actually move during the day I’m gonna be unstoppable