Simon

@bauxoffice.bsky.social

contains no actual squid | edmonton ab

IndyCar in 2026 is so much fun because a team can post their livery for a race weekend and fans can be in the comments saying "bring back the Grateful Dead!" and it all makes sense

EPS filled their "don't be a hate criminal" video with a lot of hate that is not actually hate crime And now a lot of people in this province are showing off their subpar reading comprehension skills combined with their fear that people will find out that they're racists

Jonny Wakefield@jonnywakefield.bsky.social · 9h ago

“Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says police should focus on violent crimes, not free speech, in response to a recent Edmonton Police Service video encouraging Albertans to report hate.” edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...

Attitude Era WWE isn't the same without the wrestlers Dory trained and helped polish. I've always wished I could have been a fly on the wall when Dory was showing Kurt Angle the ropes.

My 14 year old kid follows Pete Holmes and for some reason I think this is hilarious. Largely because I feel like Pete Holmes has thoughts similar to mine and my kid goes to lengths to let me know that he doesn't think I'm funny.

There's a driver in this race named Scotty Johnson but I thought they called him Biscotti Johnson and frankly that's a great Thomas Pynchon character name.

i'm not going to name this guy because we have mutuals but goddamn if i ever get to the point where i am so hard up about something that i am posting a fucking paragraph about how i think other people should be forced to work on a union's instagram post, please just put a bag over my head!!!!

Simon@bauxoffice.bsky.social · yesterday

fun watching people in the entertainment industry in this city lose their minds yelling at city council like everyone else because they think that's going to do a goddamn thing city of edmonton employees being mandated to return to the office will not sell more tickets to your dance parties

fun watching people in the entertainment industry in this city lose their minds yelling at city council like everyone else because they think that's going to do a goddamn thing city of edmonton employees being mandated to return to the office will not sell more tickets to your dance parties