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I spent 2.5 years in Bipolar/Cancer depression. Have you ever spent 2.5 yrs in bed? I'm finally able to function. It's like the universe wants me to die. Fucking money is holding me from surviving. I don't know WTF else to do y'all. Venmo:@Amanda-Hiern PayPal:@AmandaHiern Cashapp:$AmandaHiern72

Amanda Soprano@amandasoprano.bsky.social · 16h ago

I'm crowdfunding to go back to work. Lyft and Hertz say I'm OK to drive. But I have to pay for the week I couldn't work. It just is what is. Help me go back to work! Sorry I'm a burden. I'm trying so fucking hard. Venmo:@Amanda-Hiern PayPal:@AmandaHiern Cashapp:$AmandaHiern72

Starting the day off right. 1978. Gilda Radner. Catherine O'Hara. Happy Halloween! 🎃🧙‍♀️💀

Ah nah, not the Cap. 😭

Really feeling good about myself lately. Been surfing more and eating less. 🌊 But then I caught a glance of myself in the bathroom this morning. And despite all the waves, my body is still middle-aged. 💀

Henrietta from Evil Dead Screaming

Alt: Henrietta from Evil Dead Screaming

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Start a ska band called Leftover Gumbo. We cover Leftover Crack songs, but change the lyrics to be about Cajun and Creole food. Kinda niche, but would be fun. Who's in?

Cool Ska Taco Dancing

Alt: Cool Ska Taco Dancing

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It's that time. Halloween time is here. Everybody knows, there's not a better time of year. 🎃🧙‍♀️💀

I recently got promoted and now I have to wear a collared shirt to work. It's weird, yes. What is a good choice for the Fall/Winter for a "business casual" look? I refuse to join the quarter zip army. And all I have are work jackets. 🥶

Hungover. Who Dat. Gumbo on the stove. Sunday Funday. ⚜️

This is art

Lol Pumpkinhead rules

Punkinhead is like, "Yeah, this southern California desert is Appalchia, yeah... sure... that's the ticket." 🎃

Snl Liar

Alt: Snl Liar, Jon Lovitz, says, "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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Switching from beer to whiskey and moving on in my Halloween section to this: I am full of great ideas.

I know most people don't get down, but I actually really like this movie. And who can argue with that artwork? The whole thing exudes some solid Halloween spirit. It had the unfortunate luck to be constantly compared to Trick r Treat. 🎃🧙‍♀️💀

Making a big gumbo yaya for our horror movie club this weekend. I think I have enough bacon grease to make the roux out of it. Has anyone done that? Any tips, especially in ways it may differ from using oil? 🍲

What is a food that has had you as hyped to eat it as Kramer with the Kenny Roger's chicken?

At work listening to a few Christian Nationalists discuss Idiocracy is interesting.

Today would have been Mary Blair's 115th birthday.

Fuckin Saints man. Can't ever have a nice relaxing win. I gotta take a blood pressure pill.

Social media algorithm won't quit ragebaiting me with these grey water gumbos people keep posting.

If you consider yourself a Halloween enthusiast and you're not deeply familiar with the works of Ray Bradbury, you're a poser. Call it Gatekeeping all you want, but posers need to be called tf out. 🎃🧙‍♀️💀

Selfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous. The wetsuit is like Spanx for middle-aged surfers. I was also in a sour mood and my hair didn't look as grey as normal. It was a great day in the water. As they all are.

Tiffany Muller@thetiffanym.bsky.social · 2w ago

Selfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous. Well I at least didn't hate how I looked today

This is pretty fun. Would make a good double feature with Home Alone or Dial Code Santa, aka Deadly Games. Streaming on Shudder.

I made a meme based on a deeply personal experience.

I did not plan for this weather. The store is out of Guidry's. 😭

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It's gettin mighty tropical down here on the Island. 😬 🌬💨

I saw the space jellyfish this morning. I, for one, welcome our new invertebrate overlords.