I’m a Aries. When I tell you I want to crack that means right there n then. Immediately!! If u take hours to reply don’t be surprised if I don’t want it anymore! That’s on u 😌
babyface👼🏼beau
@bbbeau.bsky.social
30 •🇨🇭🇮🇹 • 5’4”• ♈️ a.k.a. London’s most successful twink to twunk transformation
What is wrong with me I said to my situationship: missed u today 💔 Him: awww did u? Me: yeah tried to shoot u with a gun but I missed xxx
There is a bottoms that look like tops epidemic and it got me wondering where are all the real MEN gone?? Jk go and take it up the ass king that’s sexy 💕💕
Three dates planned for last week. Guess how many happened? 0 they all cancel 🥰🥰🥰
Someone came up to me in the club n said “if you’re so beautiful, why are you single?” No joke, I turned around n said “I’m single because I’m beautiful.” we were both a bit gagged
I lowkey hate going home for Christmas. Don’t get me wrong, seeing family is lovely, but we never do anything and we live in the middle nowhere and we just eat. It’s so boring 😭
If ever I’m into a white man it’s always some Russian looking, chiseled, bisexual model with a bleach blonde buzz cut. Plus points if there’s a design in his hair.
Being gay n dating is recognising each other’s sexiness and doing NOTHING about it.
crazy how Grindr literally shadow bans u when ur not paying for xtra. Soon as u pay everyone starts looking at ur profile
I’m never envious of anything, but when I see a beautiful happy couple I turn into a sad evil hag bc why can’t it be me 😭
Not me getting a ticket to see both parts of Wicked??? Chile I was in that cinema for 5 hours. But the whole thing was actually soooooo good
My life would be so much better if I owned a casserole dish 🍲
Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 0 nipple play: 1 sucking: 6 being sucked: 3 rimming: 5000 being rimmed: 10 fingering: 8 being fingered: -5000 toys: 8 bdsm: 2 piss play: 10 dirty talk: 8 fisting: 7 being fisted: 4 topping: 8 bottoming: 10 cuddling: 0 stroking: 9 pit play: 7 foot play: 1
Haunted Tongue 👅@blackstarthot.bsky.social · 12mo agoRate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 10 nipple play: 10 sucking: 8 being sucked: 6 rimming: 3 being rimmed: 6 fingering: 5 being fingered: 2 toys: 8 bdsm: 10 piss play: 5 dirty talk: 9 fisting: 1 being fisted: 1 topping: 7 bottoming: 9 cuddling: 10 stroking: 10 pit play: 10 foot play: 1
So I recently changed jobs thinking it would solve all my problems and now I hate the new job too. 😭 Can someone help me get started in the adult industry? 🙈
It all finally clocked to me! War in Ukraine, 🇵🇸 genocide, digital ID, Covid, Trump as president, rollback on women’s and trans rights, anti LGBTQ ideology, deportations, billionaires buying land… it alllllllll finally makes sense to me why this is happening. I know we are here for good times, but
Something fruity about going to Bali. All these ripped influencers working out shirtless, you can’t tell me they’re not getting with one another. Mind, body, spirit n DICK.
First guy I date after how many years ?? and he breaks my heart. Amazing
To everyone that told me to go see Fantastic 4… 🙄
a drag queen is making a funny face and says mehhh
ALT: a drag queen is making a funny face and says mehhh
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Can safely say American boys are absolute gentlemen in my experience… Maybe it’s the fact they’re here on holiday and are living it up, but damnnn why you have to be so nice to me, fuck me so good and then disappear forever 😭😭
Sometimes growth means realising your friends suck and you’re better off getting new ones.
No more rough dom tops!! ✋🏼🚫 I need me a sensual verse top who loves his 🍑 played with 🥵