Henrock
@bchenrock.bsky.social
Internet Old Man, Veteran of the Forum Wars, shitpost Huginn, beard and dog enthusiast. He/Him. “Let there be light” sure sounds like a prompt to me.
So is “gettin maced” a euphemism for getting blasted all over the face while eating her out or what? Asking for a definitely not shamefully horny friend.
Andy Vitek@avitek.bsky.social · 3d agoSo Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
Now that my mom is a huge Rush fan, I think my next step is to get her on DMB.
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
Trump’s new design for the arc de triumph seems a bit heavy handed.
Foolish of me to think I was getting out of DFW without some sort of fuck up by American Airlines that delays us. Today, they somehow loaded the plane wrong which was discovered right before take off and now we’re taxiing back to the gate.
Ed Sheeran has lost the Voros Twins. It’s kinda funny how he may have actually committed full career suicide in order to “not take sides” in a genocide. Generational L.
Alright I’m convinced - all the stories dropped about dangerous AI are clearly an op
I’m gonna be thinking about Boebert getting her rug munched by a big booty Latina for at least the next week.
Currently having a religious experience at the Rocket Arena in Cleveland, OH
lol us dork ass Rush fans have absolutely taken over the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and we’re now group chanting at the house band covering the 2112 Overture. At 45 I am the youngest person in the room.
Buncha dork ass dorks dorking out to Hugh Syme alternate cover art. It’s me. I’m dorks.
Me and a bunch of nerd-ass Rush fans waiting to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Yo what the fuck I have to verify my age with a third party to use Blue Sky in Texas? This state fucking sucks man.
I’m flying to Cleveland to see Rush and attend Rush Con at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 🤘
This whole thing gets funnier & funnier. It’s hilarious that Ed Sheeran thought he’d get anywhere good kowtowing to Robert Kraft. It’s hilarious how quickly that backfired in his face when all of his musicians bailed on him. And it’s hilarious that the nominal hero in this particular story did this.
MisterJayEm@misterjayem.bsky.social · 2w agoWell...
Did Ed Sheeran not realize he had a bunch of Irish musicians on his tour? Did he not talk to anyone before he kowtowed to Kraft?
theyre not even consistent about tariffs and hating immigrants the way they are about protection of rapists and pedophiles, thats is 24/366 their absolute prime agenda point. its unreal. These are not fascists they are degenerates who dabble in fascism to enable their degeneracy
Kyle Chandler is an absolute powerhouse in Friday Night Lights holy shit.
Stephen Rannazzisi ass liar hours from Trump I guess
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
There’s no coming back from Trump 2 until we are willing to put people like this guy and his ilk on a large platform in the middle of the ocean and then sink it.
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 4w agoFox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
I’m a senior vice president at the large financial services institution I work for and I’m the most bog standard middle management email and spreadsheets job haver you could imagine. There are probably at least 20,000 VPs at BofA, most of them clock punchers like me trying to provide for family.
I’m generally more “online” than my wife by any traditional BlueSky or Twitter measure but she recognizes 12 and for me it’s 6. I think it’s probably because she’s a YouTube person, and years ago deleted her insta and FB accounts. I’m basically a BlueSky and Insta doom scroller guy.
dame@dame.is · 4w agoit’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
Canada needs to start turning off the electricity they export to the U.S.