Update: busy enjoying life with adventures through Asia so I’ve been quiet on here 🌏🛩️ …also I won this cute Pikachu! 🤩

off to Japan - also loving ANA 1st class 🤩 🛫

Earthquake!! and aftershocks waking me up well ok good morning and happy Friday to you too 🫨

Christmas gifts for Saturday night funnn 🔥🩲😏

Happy 2025 bloomfies! 🎆 🎉

Merry Christmas Eve bloomfies! 🎄 cum unwrap and get your present 🎁😏

Being sick 🤧 sucks - my Cali self isn’t used to these freezing cold winters anymore 🥶 …and it’s actually not even *that* cold in Colorado ☃️ also in what alternate reality did I think it was a good idea to not pack cough drops. bring help 💀

Jetsetting for the holidays 🎄🤶🏼🛫☃️ Next stop Denver 🛫 Colorado bloomfies hmu ✌🏼

Happy Holidays bloomfies! 🎄

Why is tornado warning waking me up at 5am!?! 🌪️ In San Francisco!!!?!! 😳 lowkey thought this was a joke and had to do a double take thought it was a dream 🛌 💭

I had to work all of Friday fcf was cancelled sorryyy

Gemini@defnotagemini.bsky.social · 2y ago

Let’s pretend I participated in fcf

cock thread:

accidentally deleted a post when I meant to delete a reply to my own post that autocorrect misspelled oop 💀

Not me only now realizing A Nonsense Christmas lyrics dirty asf 😳 …also the lyrics are sooo bottom coded lmao 🤣

A Nonsense Christmas

Sabrina Carpenter · fruitcake · Song · 2023

open.spotify.com

my day except add Spotify 🔁

Gemini@defnotagemini.bsky.social · 2y ago

Good morning 😃

let’s get coffee let’s meet up ☕️ 🫶🏼

…since it’s hump day its only fair i share some humping 😏

Marian@yourfavtwink.bsky.social · 2y ago

😈

Whenever you’re ready, Spotify Wrapped..

a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something .

ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something .

media.tenor.com

why tf is it 10 times colder inside chipotle than outside 🥶

real. Monday after a long holiday week off was like running full speed into a brick wall

m i c o@micocveco.bsky.social · 2y ago

Tired as a Vegas showgirl in 7-inch heels

oh hey bots battling in my dms to give me sugar lmao 🤣

hey B 🧢@bchillnkali.bsky.social · 2y ago

got me a suga mommy 🥰

got me a suga mommy 🥰

not me switching the music playing at Trader Joe’s bc the cute guy working said he wanted to hear Christmas music 🎄🎶 …and everyone thinking i’m a miracle worker bringing them holiday music 🤭😂

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2y ago

December has begun.

🔥😍😈

Jacob@jdias93.bsky.social · 2y ago

Didn’t post for fcf so here’s a nut video for y’all to enjoy instead 😉 Who wants to catch the next one? 😈

had a cute catch up with friends 🧋🥰

cultured funny real and spicy sounds about right 💯😌

gianni@giannni.bsky.social · 2y ago

i’m def the (cute) fun friend at the local coffee shop 🙂‍↕️