Everytime I kill one of those black mosquitoes with blue stripes I say “not today Zika”
I’m debating on getting tickets to the game tomorrow. There is rain possible and baseball is allergic to rain.
I got to my doctors appointment 30 minutes early and got in and out before my scheduled time. I’ll take that as a win.
I think some intern sent all the marketing emails for the month at the same time.
The new design on the 4Runner means someone has to design a new American flag sticker for the back window.
Me: walks outside without socks. Mosquitoes:
Come Over Its Free Real Estate
Alt: Come Over Its Free Real Estate
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In hindsight, I bet blue collar cosplayer Mike Rowe was rooting for the astronauts in Armageddon.
Mount Everest only is the highest mountain when we count from sea level. We could also start from the seabed (Mauna Kea) or from the center of the earth (Chimborazo). Great piece by @sketchplanator
The Arby’s on military highway might just be one of those cursed locations. 2 fires and a car plowing into it in the last 5 years.
Quick, wrap the McArthur in a tarp so it can get blown off.
MyRadar@myradar.bsky.social · 5d agoWe’ve got twins! The National Hurricane Center has now highlighted a second Area of Interest in the Atlantic. Tropical development over the next 7 days remains low. We’ll be monitoring! Next name on the list…Cristobal.
I'd put that thing on a big stick and eat it like a Tootsie Pop
@bdman1991.bsky.social · 5d agoCall me a wack-a-doodle if you want, but this is the easiest way I have found to cut watermelon and not have much waste.
Call me a wack-a-doodle if you want, but this is the easiest way I have found to cut watermelon and not have much waste.
I picked up this phrase over a decade ago and had no idea where I got it from. Now I know.
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5d agolet us now have a good long look
One of my favorite bands is going to the dome, it’s $80 for GA tickets and $200 for seated tickets before fees. I’m suddenly not feeling it.
A tanker carrying expanding foam had an accident in South Carolina today. www.wyff4.com/article/truc...
The heat messed me up today. It’s wild when you walk out into the sun and it feels cooler.
Reminder, anyone born before around 1967 was born before plate tectonics. Use this for your insults wisely.
Public works should spray paint a car on the underpasses everytime they claim another vehicle like a fighter jet.
I feel like the wording of these alerts have gotten more serious over that past few years.
In a new political ad Jenn Kiggans flying a helicopter but I don’t think she has kept her pilot’s license up to date. It might have been moved to private or I might be checking the wrong database but I don’t see it in here. amsrvs.registry.faa.gov/airmeninquir...
amsrvs.registry.faa.gov
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
