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Bears vs. Buccaneers. Waylon has completed his comprehensive pregame analysis. Final prediction: Bears 97. Opponent 0. Walter has reviewed the findings and decided to endorse the optimism. GO BEARS! ☕🐾🏈 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #GoBears #ChicagoBears #BearDown #SundayNightFootball
What the hell is that? #WalterAndWaylon #ClassicSNL #SteveMartin #BillMurray
The mushrooms knew things. Terrible things. Mostly about us. The official report described it as an unusual fungal phenomenon. #StrangeBrew #MushroomHumor #Mushrooms #Surreal #Surrealism
35 degrees outside. Approximately 100% chance of staying in bed. Room service would be appreciated. Happy Saturday. Stay warm. ☕️🐾🌞 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #SaturdayMorning #FunnyDogs #LakeMichigan #DogComedy #CozyWeekend
Waylon has developed a business plan. Walter has joined the company. Investors are advised to proceed with copious amounts of treats. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #FridayVibes #FunnyDogs #DogComedy #LabLife #TGIF
“Pop art is for everyone.” — Andy Warhol Art belongs everywhere. Even in places where the critics wouldn't know where to look. #PopArt #AndyWarhol #ComicBookArt #TattooArt #ArtForEveryone
Suspects were numerous. Witnesses refused to talk. Somewhere in the kitchen, a terrible truth was beginning to emerge. Someone had forgotten to turn on the coffee maker. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #BlackLabs #DogHumor #RetroCinema #FilmNoir #MoviePosterArt
Apparently there are limits to how far this whole relaxation thing should go. Some schedules are sacred. Especially the ones involving food. Happy Friday Eve! ☕️🐾🌅 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #FridayEve #FunnyDogs #DogComedy #WeekendMood #CoffeeFirst
Every reinvention begins with something you're willing to leave behind. The trick is knowing when to let go. There's still a hell of a lot of road ahead. And it's yours. #WardrobeChange #FigurativeArt #ArtAndIdentity #MoodyArt
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air." #TomSnyder #Colortini #TelevisionNostalgia #AnalogMemories #VintageTV
The morning walk is currently under review. Happy Wednesday. Stay dry. 🐾☕️☔️ #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #HumpDayHumor #RainyDayVibes #FunnyDogs #CoffeeFirst
You survive what you thought would break you. You bury a few dreams, pick up the pieces, keep moving. Not because you're fearless. Because there's still a little fire left. #WarriorSpirit #StrengthAndResilience #FantasyArt #ArtOfSurvival #ShadowsAndLight
Days got shorter. Kitchen warmer. Somehow, there was always room for one more slice. Funny how a little pumpkin pie can take you back to a place that doesn't quite exist anymore. #PumpkinPie #AutumnNostalgia #ComfortFood #AutumnMemories #MemoryLane
We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth at least the truth that is given us to understand. The artist must know the manner whereby to convince others of the truthfulness of his lies. ~ Pablo Picasso #ArtAndTruth #PabloPicasso #ArtPhilosophy #CreativeExpression
Some threats are too dangerous to investigate. Especially before coffee. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #FunnyDogs #DogComedy #SquirrelPatrol #LabLife #TuesdayHumor
Remember: Panic is temporary. Good housekeeping is forever. #AtomicAge #DarkHumor #RetroHumor #VintageSatire #DystopianArt #PopArt #SatiricalArt
Walter would like to remind everyone that his stomach operates on a legally binding schedule. #WalterAndWaylon #BlackLab #DogHumor #DaylightSavingTime #LabLife
There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. #TheGreatPumpkin #Linus #Peanuts #ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown
Across America, millions of dogs now sit in silent disbelief, confronting the terrifying realization that breakfast has been postponed by an entire hour. The clocks have fallen back. The dogs have not. Happy Sunday. ☕🐾 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #DaylightSavingTime #SundayMorning
Halloween night, and somewhere between the third bourbon and the collapse of Western civilization, she appeared. Every survival instinct screamed RUN. Fortunately, the other instincts had already ordered another drink. #HappyHalloween #GothicHorror #VampireQueen #SpookySeason #VampireArt
There are places in America where the laws of God, man, and basic Italian cuisine no longer apply. Trust no one. Especially the noodles. Happy Halloween. #Halloween #DarkHumor #FunnyFood #FunnySigns #FunnyVideos
No responsibilities. No expectations. Absolutely nothing required of him. Sometimes the perfect costume isn't a disguise. It's a lifestyle. Happy Halloween from Walter & Waylon! 🎃☕🐾 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #HappyHalloween #PumpkinCostume #FunnyDogs #DogComedy #HalloweenHumor
Six years ago today, at 1:01 p.m., we lost Zeus. You remember the exact minute of a thing like that. The clock keeps ticking, and you wonder how the hell it has the nerve. Wherever you are, old friend, I hope somebody’s got a good throwing arm. ❤️🐾
Halloween Eve. Waylon has discovered his magical powers. Walter has questions. Happy Halloween Eve! 🎃☕🐾 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #HalloweenDogs #DogComedy #Labracadabra #FunnyDogs #HalloweenHumor
Two days until Halloween. Waylon has evolved. Welcome to Jurassic Bark. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #Labrasaurus #HalloweenDogs #DinosaurCostume #DogComedy #FunnyDogs
Dreadlocks, tattoos, that look in her eyes that said she’d already seen the ending and didn’t much care. The rest of the crew was just cargo. You beautiful degenerates can keep your clean futures. #Cyborg #SciFi #DistantPlanet #RocketEngines #NearFuture
Three days until Halloween. Waylon has finally found the perfect Wednesday costume. Walter has decided that some conversations are best handled by leaving. Happy Hump Day! ☕🐾🎃 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #HumpDay #HalloweenDogs #FunnyDogs #DogComedy #HalloweenHumor
Wednesday. Halfway through the week. Three quarters of the way through our patience. #HappyHumpDay #WednesdayVibes #MorningCommute #HumpDay
He was promised a relaxing morning. Instead, he was stripped of his dignity, subjected to an unsolicited shower, and informed that he was a "good boy.” Waylon’s retained Walter for legal representation. #WaylonTheDog #DogHumor #ShowerTime #BlackLab #DogLife #FunnyDogs
