Wish the bank would stop sending me notifications for shit I literally just paid for. I know it's security but I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know

Bins should all be done on the same day at midnight and be done as efficiently as the people who put the dew on the grass

I saw a Linux once and flushed it's nerd head down a toilet

Count Fuckhead

Politicians need to drop that fancy etiquette shite and call each other cunts and then start throwing hands and let us all watch it live

Contrary to popular belief if your sex is on fire you should get that checked out

Godzilla would batter than monkey bastard

Heard from multiple sources close to the government that Keir Starmer keeps sneaking back into his old office and taking a big smelly poo on the desk

I spent all my skill points evenly so I'm not good at anything but I'm not too shit either

Fine since no one wants it I'll be the Messiah as long as I don't get what the last guy got

Stan Lee wanted to call him Spidercum and have him do cumshots but apparently that was going too far

Monty Python and the Pissy Jeans

Robin Hood & His Cunts of Lycra Wearing Wankers

Nah my man Hannibal isn't a cannibal! You're just saying that because it rhymes. He's a good bloke I'm sure of it

Edward Scissor Knob

Edward scissor hands has never fingerblasted someone behind Big Tesco

Not many people know this but if you put two carrots up your butt nothing really happens but you can brag about it

Only ever had spotted dick once

I did NOT do it!

Holy fucking FUCK! I can request a R5G5B5 framebuffer!!

Bary Garlow@beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 5h ago

I mean it does set the resolution but I still need to get a buffer address back from it to start drawing pixels

I have successfully booted an OS. It does absolutely nothing

I am writing an operating system. Exciting!

I would walk maybe 2 or 3 miles to be the non-binary person who shows up at your door, if invited ofc

They should kill AI with big rocks

Looking at bulk buy sites it looks like the Pi Zero 2 might not be in stock until March next year.. :(

I know it's unbelievable but I think I've maybe eaten too much today

I NEED the Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W. I'd prefer a quid cheaper or whatever without the wireless chip but don't think they do that

Oh so men can't even have harmless hobbies anymore

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 8h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

Who's that dickhead I hate?

Don't eat the BEEF