Filing a report with the better business bureau because these guys I bought a pie from failed to indicate that it was produced in a bomb factory before I fed it to a coworker
Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Went to the food truck park for a gyro a couple days ago. The Mediterranean stand was closed and all the other trucks were heavily decorated in AI slop, so I went home. Everything sucks lmfao
What I really liked about the new Spider-Man is, he cracks jokes during fights again, and you get the sense he's only doing it to distract himself from how shitty his life is all the time
Pacifist baker who doesn't like to add salt to their bread recipes because they don't like the idea of killing yeast
Every local showtime for the odyssey, spider-man, and toy story (?) were packed all weekend. I've never seen anything like this lol, it's bonkers
Was with my 7 y/o cousin, and looked at my smart watch because I had a text "Please don't tell me it's time to go!" "No no, it's just a text from my friend who wanted to tell me he saw Spider-Man" "HE DID??" "Oh no, I mean he saw the movie! Not the person!" "Oh..."
You know it's just a real shame that the "science is freakin epic cool!" type of guy that dominated the 2010s internet ecosystem are particularly vulnerable to falling in love with the most evil shit silicon valley has to offer. We're all in the shadow of elon
YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
It's really easy to make fun of Hans Zimmer's work with Nolan, but then you watch Inception and it's like "oh yeah, I forgot this was absolutely generational"
The really surprising thing about this whole Odyssey thing to me is finding out how many people I know fully do not know/have never read The Odyssey. I always thought of it as the universal "read it in 10th grade English class" text
The new Airbender movie replaces the voice of the cabbage guy to give Ken Jeong a cameo btw
Agamemnon they call him, very very rude man, not very good with Zeus' law. Not very honorable that Agamemnon. They tell me his men like him, but his wife I think, not so much!
I'm a big fan of Bane and I'm a big fan of the way he obliterated the Pittsburgh Steelers
Finding out Chris Nolan grew up Catholic has been a game changer for me personally
Insanely funny that Leguizamo's first scene in the odyssey, he's throwing puppies off a cliff. Odysseus is like "hey man give me that dog" and he's like "Really? You want one of these disgusting things?" and holds up the cutest puppy you've ever seen
How excited do you think Jennifer Lawrence is that they're not making her be Mystique in this one?
I remember when Borders books was shutting down, I was browsing cheap comics, and an older nerd was like "I haven't read Marvel in ages, what's it like now?" I said "I've been reading this" and held up a copy of Civil War, and he was like "Wait so are they fighting Abraham Lincoln?"
Welcome to woke america motherfucker, we adapt movies from poems now and they make a billion dollars
Editing the scene in my movie where I cameoed. I should really act more often! It's fun!!
Not seeing the odyssey until Wednesday so if everyone can hold off on spoiling whether he gets home at the end or does any cool bow and arrow tricks, I'd appreciate it
If I'm honest I have no idea why everybody used to call that actor "Dwayne Iraq Johnson". Isn't he Samoan?
I think i have the diarrhea parasite, and i think I've had it for the last 7 or 8 years
My honest takeaway from Supergirl is that Corenswet and his supporting cast (including Alcock) are too damn good to be chained to a cinematic universe that could fall apart at any given moment
All my favorite recent Blank Check moments are David reacting to baffling opinions. Griffin calls the screenplay to A Bug's Life "immaculate" and David just cackles
It's so awesome that Chris Nolan is an undeniable master on the hot streak of a lifetime. I've never felt more vindicated about an opinion I formed when I was 13 years old
I am the vulture and I prob'ly could've hurt ya, but this itsy bitsy spider's so important to our culture in new york here
Lin-Manuel Miranda reveals he turned down the role of Vulture in ‘SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING’ “I would have been so miscast … Kevin Feige told me the entire plot over the phone.” (via youtu.be/x98qTp6i_7A)
If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .