Now I get it, when they say "ICU!" 👀

Crazy things happen when there's a full moon 🌝

Looks like the real thing, but isn't the real thing. Well "I'll be damned" 😲

The extent to which we take everyday objects for granted, is the precise extent to which they govern and inform our lives 🤔

Not my job to expose the fake, in due time they expose themselves 🤷‍♂️

Its time, the choice is yours. Its up to you, I will not force you. You've read my rules, seen my chosen tools. Completely submit to "Me" and let your desires run free. Or leave, have mediocracy. Accept or deny your destiny.

Comparison is a thief with a smile. It doesn't just steal your joy. It convinces you, it's your fault it's gone. Look in your own lane. That's where your power lives 💪

Please, sit to pee or find a tree 🌳

For what reason would you have a clothes pins bucket or sac. A clothes pins faggot/object is so much easier 😀

Those who dominate, must give those who submit, everything they need. But never more than they can endure 🤔

The Dutch phrase "ezeltje schijtgeld" translates literally to "little donkey that shits money". 🪙

In British slang, calling someone a "knob" is a mild-to-moderate derogatory insult meaning an idiot, fool, or jerk. Oh really 🫢

A satisfied life is better than a successful life. Because our success is measured by others, but our satisfaction is measured by our own soul, mind and heart 🤔

When you can't control what's happening, challenge yourself to control the way you respond to what's happening. That's where your power is 😃

I don't care about skin color. I give everyone a chance to prove, that they are good people. I love people. Not all yet, but that's a work in progress 😘

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal ❤️

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. My pronouns are: "Whatever!"🙄🥱🙄

You can't beat sex outdoors, but there are not many places I haven't done it. Forests, beaches, swimming pool/ sauna changing rooms, etc. etc., you name it. 💦

I bet you thought this was going to be some inspirational quote. But no. I just wanted to say "Delicious Shaved Cock!" 🤣

Even though you're a lying, hypocritical, manipulative, backstabbing & jealous person in real life, it must be fun to pretend that you're loyal, honest and morally superior here on the Internet 😉

But I do understand one thing Astérix, these Romans are crazy - Faggotix 🤪

Just because you call yourself an artist, doesn't mean you really are. Just because you made it, doesn't make it art. "Art is in the eye of the beholder!" Now that says to me your making crap 🤣🧑‍🎨🤣

We deserve punishment and get forgiveness; we deserve God's wrath and get God's love. But not shaving that hole deserves a spanky 🫢🕳️🫢

Strange, I've seen that face before. Seen him hanging round my door. Fucking weirdo 😱🫣😱

Never try to mess up someone's life with a lie, when yours can be destroyed by the truth 🤔

Sit down and let me tell you a story "Married Woman." Once upon a time I was horny, and that's what happened to all the sperm of your husband. Now you can out me for that, to the rest of the world. But I'm sure that, Andy, Jim or Harry has tasted his dingeling too 😜

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're okay. If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away. They can beg and they can plead, but they can't see the light (that's right). 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash, is always Mister Right 💶💶💶

Oh, baby you, you got what I need. You got everything I need. You′re like medicine to me. I hope and pray, that you give your sperm to me everyday 💦

But you're in too deep, there's no getting out of it. In too deep no doubt about it 😜🕳️😜

The way you make me feel, you really turn me on. You knock me off of my feet, my lonely days are gone. You are a wonderful Master 🤗😘🤗