Bear

@bearbares.bsky.social

Straight 4 pay. Mr. Bear Ireland 2026 Heart of lion, pecs like dinner plates, mind of a caffeinated six year old with a new puppy. Totally #gay for my amazing husband and boyfriend. Hearing aid wearing #deaf #gay #vegan

Yesterday I was giving out about my ridiculous brain, the kind that lets me walk into the kitchen and immediately forget why I’m there, but can also produce, on demand, a crystal-clear memory from 47 years ago, complete with lighting, soundtrack, and emotional subtext. (1/5)

When I was five, my parents had this enormous carved wooden picture of a Viking longboat on the wall. As we were getting ready to move house, it was taken down and propped against the sofa. (1/5)

Sunday night movie time. Let the boyfriend choose. Husband hasn’t looked up for his laptop. Boyfriend chose “The Magic Faraway Tree.” I suddenly feel as old as the book. Get me my pension. Then kill me.

Dear Madonna, I regret to inform you that I will not be listening to your new album for the foreseeable future. This is not a moral stance so much as a Grindr-induced exhaustion. The full-scale app takeover feels less like promotion and more like being aggressively winked at by a… (1/6)

I should add, I’m very (like really very) happy to have found my sister. I’m sad we didn’t grow up together but she’s in my life now and what’s where she’s staying!

I keep saying I need to get back to normality after a sad and happy and confusing few months so I think a good place to start (if this is starting given I’ve been trying anyway!) is to come back here. So, hello. (1/2)

I know it’s due to the stress of recent events and forgetting to take my meds but the mild headache that started yesterday has woken me up by turning into a full blown tension headache.

Send the call out, send the call out, calling all my baddest womens, it's about to go down. Click, click, click, clack, symphony, I need that. Click, click, click, clack, symphony, I love the sound of it. Who let the girls out? I did, I did, darling!