james beard

@beardjam.bsky.social

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This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early. As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.

“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate

FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...

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Sonos at work is melting, going bananas today lol, I put on Nirvana radio and just had a run of Meat Puppets into Beatles Help into NIN Closer into acoustic Green Day into Sonic Youth🤣🤣🤣 what a run

"Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God's children." —Martin Luther King, Jr.

I gotta say with the world and Capitalism so trash these days I was very glad to see UEFA, CONCACAF, etc all just tell Jimmy Infant fuck off. This is how the UN is supposed to work if the US didn't have veto power. This is how the US Gov is supposed to work when Congress isn't a bunch of cucks...