honestly the idea that yosemite sam fucked elmer fudd and elmer gave birth to twin bugs bunny babies is much less disturbing than the idea that yosemite sam is tall

👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 8h ago

please, my faily is hungry

I sure do hate when a documentary leaves me asking challenging questions with no simple answers or resolution. They should just tell me what to think.

He jumped to his final conclusion. RIP king.

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 3d ago

RIP to this angel

As a homebrew club president I'm disappointed to see all these stereotypes about supposed dangers of home distilling and the demographic wishing to engaging in it. I'd love if I could discuss the matter with any of you over a cocktail.

Amanda Seyfried seems pretty cool.

BREWERS 🍻

Just close your eyes and think of America.

David Roberts@volts.wtf · last wk.

Just wild that this is the explicit message.

Impulsively bid on a 20gal electric brewing kettle in a liquidation auction and won it.

Guarantee this dude has referred to his friends' or relatives' kids as "crotch goblins" and or "fuck trophies"

adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social · last wk.

imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life

Hell yeah go Brewers 🍻

That chatgpt commercial with the elderly woman renting the sailboat and not knowing how to operate it feels like it has a chance of actually happening and ending tragically. And no one will face a consequence.

Android has gotten so shitty these days that the only thing keeping me using it is the fact that Firefox on iOS doesn't allow extensions and I need ublock to make sketchy sports stream sites viable.

Finally meta has its own pansexual, nonthreatening spokesthing.

Karl Bode@karlbode.com · 3w ago

Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him

Wow dakine sure knows how to make an inflatable pillow huh

The hot piss was Matt LaFleur's seat all along #packers

I've never heard Ella Langley's music not because I'm too cool for shit like that, it's because I'm firmly on team Kacey.

A very satisfying block to catch.

J Beardly@beardlywine.bsky.social · last mo.

This is the most reddit comment ever (derogatory)

Maven is the name of, like, the strongest mountain bike brakes currently on the market and Anduril is the name of the firmware on my favorite flashlights. Wish these murderous fucks would stop copying the good names.

Techmeme@techmeme.com · last mo.

US officials say overreliance on Palantir's Maven AI system was among the factors that contributed to a February missile strike in Iran that killed 123 children (Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

The comment that Hank Williams Jr. got fired from Monday Night Football over is kinda hilarious in hindsight. It's more likely than you think, Hank.

We lifted the body from the water like a gown. You took off your bra to wrap the wound.

Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2mo ago

dialect quiz what the hell

Covid took from me: Om at Garfield Park Conservatory on 3/13/20, Sturgill with Tyler Childers, Kuma's block party with Anthrax and Converge, Baroness/Against Me! tour, among other tours I'm forgetting. Almost saw George Carlin but thought I'll catch him next time, then he died like 5 months later.

John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 2mo ago

How about this? Best concerts that you ALMOST got to see but DIDN’T. Include reasons if you like: Rolling Stones (play rehearsal) Johnny Cash (I dallied) R.E.M. (play performance) Nirvana (canceled, college declined to pay requested $500 appearance fee)

Don't know the context but just last night I was texting with the boys in the wedding party I was just in, getting all sappy referring to "the kind of shit Andrew W.K. writes songs about"

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 2mo ago

Andrew WK mentioned on TL www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJqFZM…

Just a reminder that kwik trip gives money to trump as well. All gas station chains are bastards. Really all gasoline is just inherently evil, act accordingly.

Brandon Friedman@brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is interesting. A brand openly announcing it will only be available in Republican-led states.

As a viewer of both the Vuelta and Dan Patrick shot on peacock, I'm being tortured by that evangelical chicken restaurant's dumb new commercial. Too many cooks ass jingle.

Preseason football brings out the weirdest local commercials. The ad spot rate must be way cheaper than regular season games. The other night I saw one for a metal fab company run by a guy I remember punching holes in walls and telling me that mids don't exist, it's just bomb-ass schwag.

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 2mo ago

i hadn't watched local TV in years, but last night i watched football on a local station and there was a fully AI commercial for a construction business. come onnnnn

I was curious if @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social had featured these yet but let me tell you that is a very dicey search on here.

Off the streets.

You're going to think this is a reach but I think that trypophobia burrito is a good example of a kind of subtle dehumanization that's hiding inside of a lot of ragebait. The image is disgusting. It is bad to look at. Doesn't seem good to share. Why share it? The reason is that it is dehumanizing.

It's honestly pretty awesome that Phoebe Bridgers got JK Broadrick to play on her new record. He played on Napalm Death's iconic album Scum and that's not even really a thing he's known for. Godflesh owns, jesu owns. Legend of heavy music.