Bear Mountain Picnic
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It's fun to have fun but you have to know how!
I am absolutely convinced Mike and Ike's taste better than when I was a kid.
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 21h agoSocial media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
The entire consultant industry exists to make candidates believe that voters can't intuitively smell the stink of pandering and triangulating, and see the oily sheen, and don't instinctively crave punishing them for it.
The “check engine” light on your dashboard@aklingus.bsky.social · 2d agoI sure hope these idiots are giving the same amount of attention to Sam Forstag, trying to win a House seat in an equally red state and full-throated in his support of trans people bsky.app/profile/erin...
There is not enough discussion about the impact of Demar Derozan suiting up in blue every night for the Nuggets.
But we cant give more money to poor people because theyll waste it on stuff like food and refrigerators for food
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 4d agoBREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.
Waking up my wife to tell her that I think Aaron Ashby just had the coolest postseason series by a non-closer reliever that I can remember. She was ready for me and maced me so vigorously that I'm making Daffy Duck sounds.
Well it doesn't say in the gym code of conduct that I can't wear my newborn in a ring sling while I deadlift, and yeah, i am a little annoyed you're bringing it up.
After episode 3's technical challenge fraudulence I'm looking forward to a good old fashioned "everyone fucked it up" bake off.
Susan Collins as the Dems win senate seats in Kansas, Alaska, Texas, Ohio, Iowa, Mississippi:
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · last wk.Current Model Leads In Each Senate Race: 🔵 Kansas: D +0.1 🔵 Iowa: D +0.5 ⚪️ Nebraska: IND +0.8 🔵 Maine: D +2.9 🔴 South Carolina: R +3.1 🔵 Texas: D +3.3 🔵 Alaska: D +3.3 🔵 Ohio: D +4.2 🔴 Mississippi: R +5 🔵 Michigan: D +6.4 unitedstatespolling.com/p/democrats-...
Ruin a book by adding a word: Brides Sloppy Head Revisited
Return of the Cmonstermacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word. Misery shmisery
For 4 years, my daughter has been so full of incredible beautiful surprises that I can't believe she is real, and she has a newborn baby sister, who i also cannot believe is real. I'm almost in over my head here.
Why are so many fashion guys also cat guys? The lint rolling alone must be a huge time suck.
Every time i go to the gym i see the same newsvert segment on the tv about a local restaurant making an eggplant parm focaccia and I'm going crazy from not being able to eat one every day
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3w agoMan, what are the Lions doing?
I'm so frustrated that the Bake Off is asking contestants to make classic American crispy outside-chewy inside cookies, but there's no time to melt your butter and then put your dough in the fridge to cool down.
Toronto needs a real mayor. These gangs are taking over our schools and neighborhoods.
So obvious what is happening whenever the US decides to penalize people with death, whether it's in a prison, or at the hands of cops or ICE, or in a foreign war. the grave immorality of all this aside, the people who kill at the behest of the state are just too sadistic and stupid to do the job
Zach Everson@zacheverson.com · 3w agoHere's a list of 64 previous botched executions in the United States. Christa Pike will make 65.
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
The fight allegedly broke out over whether to tune radio to the "Shitty Mizrahi Music Channel" or the "Shitty Trance Music Channel"
Nat 🪶🏴☠️ FUCK AI@nattydreadwolfe.bsky.social · 3w agoNimrod Abimelech Lavan Pharaoh Korach Balaam Haman the seven evil sukkah guests, or "Warushpizin"
Cooking my way out of a panic attack until therapist's next availability
