the first rule of hungie club is: you're very hungie

hey uh, so, you fucked up (I'm not going to tell you how) and anyway everyone hates you now. so maybe sit with that for a bit.

mfw I'm pathetic and weak and can't handle being covered by a slip n slide for two weeks

first to cum loses

Boatsim Boosterism@beasmeeply.bsky.social · yesterday

the fuck is happening here

my sword? battle. my shield? small. my acorn? well.. 😏

Rando Chrontendo@randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 7h ago

not interested in the broader discussion but every time this gets reposted I'm more fascinated by the use of "monotonically"

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 23h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

still are get a gun you big ear hobgoblin

tried to explain my blood feud with the toki pona community to my mom and now I think she's worried about me instead of my brother who sucks

forgot I tried to take a picture with my son with his tiger face painting but he ducked out of the frame and I got this divorced-man-on-a-dating-app profile pic

I'm going to post art from the wizardy 6 and 7 hintbooks, and then I'm going to post art from the wizardy 8 hintbook so you can experience a range of emotions

why do other people understand calculus intuitively and I got fucking bombadil autism

the argent light of the full moon slants through my window blinds as I scratch my itching cheek. stubble? no, a full beard! I find myself pulling on a blue jacket I don't remember owning. I am interrupted by a wracking cough. "hh- cough! where di- hhheEEEY DOOOL! MERRY DOOOL!" I am a were-bombadil!

saw a kia soul with a "milf mobile" bumper sticker, but the milf within was cloaked in shadow

there's even bigger phonies than me out there

this is an enemy

listened to rise against revolutions per minute for the first time in 20 years and it's good but in particular "tomorrow brings one less day without you" is a hell of an emo lyric

one thing I've learned is to appreciate the Stupid Fantasy while it's here, because all things pass

list the types of wives: - libertine - judicious - autumnal - bludgeoning

Up next on TCM@tcm-up-next.bsky.social · yesterday

I LOVE MY WIFE BUT! (1947) — 3:45 pm ET — 9m (TCM Extras) Dorothy Short, Anne O'Neal, Dave O'Brien; directed by David Barclay A short film about the various types of wives that one can have and how to deal with them. #TCM #TCMParty

do not have a panic attack here fyi

thinking about the move from grinding constant dread in 2008, to cutting the workforce to the bone leaving the remaining people to carry 2-3 times the workload "until this passes," to that becoming the new normal for a decade..

Boatsim Boosterism@beasmeeply.bsky.social · 2d ago

got so desperately low earlier I had the thought "maybe a regular job would fix me" rofl

c.s. lewis' "out of the silent planet" is incredible. in space you gotta get nude with your fellow man. look if you want to be in space take your clothes off. you have to, if you think about it for like ten seconds. shuck em off.

this could be something

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not doing well in the consignment shop of ideas

I've seen enough and I'm ready to call it: people who drive big pickup trucks are dumb

I wish I were a poet but I don't understand what's good

I don't think his character is a secret. I can tell you all about him right now and I know only a minimal amount about the setting

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2d ago

Henry Cavill confirms he's still starring in the live-action 'Warhammer 40K' series • Mike Flanagan is writing the series • His character is a secret for now

hope he gets the help (the shit kicked out of him) he needs

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

my favorite professor in undergrad had two huge potbellied pigs as pets and I went to his house once and one of the pigs was kind of grunting and my prof rubbed his chin in intense consideration and said "she wants... *something*." and that's a reasonable analogy for depression

these games are fucked up we owe joseph isadore lieberman an apology

oblivion.txt@oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ha! Yes! That is an Argonian heart, of that I am sure! You have slain Scar-Tail! Well done! Please, take these boots as payment for your services!