We've had this technology for like two fuckin' years how are you already helplessly dependent on it?

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

So much of higher math is just like "Well we can't do this but we're gonna imagine that we can and see if we can bash our way to a solution before the math police find out that we're doing something illegal."

Boss: There's a company BBQ on Wednesday, all are welcome to attend! Me: Ok. It's from 11-2 and you assigned me 8 hours of work that day. Do I get a day off for this? Trying to double-commute this work wouldn't be practical. B: No do all your assigned work. But you can treat the BBQ as working hours

People keep making me to do breathplay with them, I’m literally becoming the Choker.

I've said before, the internet is really only useful for two things: 1. pictures of cats 2. pornography This is why furries are everywhere, running the internet and all. They're able to use the internet far more efficiently than anthropotypicals, since for them #1 and #2 can be the same thing

All the unlikeliest heroes emerging from this. Crackpot NIMBYs successfully fighting off AI datacenters. Apple sucking ass at AI and immediately giving up on it, which proved a winning long-term strategy. And now LinkedIn, where all the humans talk like awkward robots anyways...

Edd Coates | Game UI Database@eddcoates.bsky.social · 7d ago

LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.

Spice levels at this ramen joint are zero, zero, zero, zero and ha HAH! You have fallen for my trap!

Girls these days just wanna eat good meal and cause trouble

fwankie :100_Agender:@nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · last wk.

same

Everyone older than us is nostalgic for a past that never happened, and we were raised to expect a future that also never happened.

@onewickedwonka.bsky.social · last wk.

🎩 THIS! 👇

Pray for me I have to explain capacitive reactance to John Business whose specialty is business.

Torx are so funny. Just like "well we can't have any random idiot taking this apart. Advanced idiots only."

This one speaks to me

This has an extremely high-effort sequence of Link propelling himself skyward using a series of explosions, synchronized perfectly to God Shattering Star. It makes me want an isekai/shonen anime where the protagonist realizes that "video-game rules" includes physics exploits youtu.be/UYhcn85S3MY?...

10 Ways Link can make it up to that Divine Beast on his own.

YouTube video by Kleric

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Friend shaped (so that the friend fits inside).

Oh you have a fetish that involves being told what to do? You like having rules that are clearly and directly articulated to you? You like someone overriding your decision paralysis and task inertia by having someone else's expectations on you? Yeah no I'm sure the autism diagnosis was a surprise

Me: Sure, I'll go grab it out of my truck. Boss: Your company car is a Ford Escape. Heh, do you call it a truck because that's manlier? Me: I call it a truck because SUV is a fake term they made up to evade emissions regulations. Boss: That is the kind of answer you would have.

"Don't worry, I've got it under control." Narrator: 'It' is the new pronoun of the one he's got strapped into the brainwashing machine.

"Should we be talking about them like they're not here? It seems ru- oh." *notices the placid, dreamy look in their eyes with their tongue hanging stupidly out the side of their muzzle* "Oh, oh yeah I see what you mean they are NOT here lmao"

Look man I know that this sounds like the kind of shit I would make up but specifically Microsoft Teams does not work in that building. I don't know the science. Calls work, most other apps work, but specifically Teams is like "two bars ain't good enough, fuck u".

click,

Crazy that Mitch McConnell didn’t see Lindsey Graham’s betrayal coming. Sith apprentices always try to kill their masters. He put down his treacherous student, but he’ll be forever on a life support system, if he even survives. He’ll be more machine than man.

Seeing all this "Oh we replaced 1,500 staff with AI!" just reminds me of during the pandemic when companies used covid as an excuse to do a bunch of layoffs they wanted to do anyways and saw a way to weasel out of the PR fallout of doing so.

"No Deltarune discussion please." "Oh, you worried about spoilers?" "No I'm just sick of hearing about it."

Returning to work after AC is an unwelcome reminder that I work in hot, noisy buildings that are really long, and I am put upon to walk up and down the length of them regularly.

Them: Why would you DO that? Me: Because I thought it would be funny! And, in my defense, it was.

They’ve got dine-in wifi for the protogens to eat. And, I suppose, gasoline for the mechs to eat.

Loadout is fascinating sometimes. Getting to envision what kind of party makes use of a cigar humidor, a slushie machine, a record turntable and an air compressor. Anyways bye Anthrocon it was neat~

Gonna be 💯 I cried about this a little

Raltz Klamar@raltzklamar.bsky.social · last mo.

You are shaped like my friend, even through fogged glasses

2am conversation Them: Just finished a kink scene! Me: Neat! Happy for u~ T: Actually like, it was fun but we didn’t really mesh well. Probably won’t play with them again. M: Middling! Acceptable for u

Such a wondrous honor it is to be recognized unprompted by a fursuiter. Someone knows your face or general vibe well enough that they can recognize you even with most of their senses critically impaired and suffering prolonged heat exhaustion. And they wanna hug you~