bea
@beazone.net
beasie darkness. adult catgirl / skunkgirl vtuber 🔞 i: @candyhearse.bsky.social twitch.tv/sisterskunk
They're calling me The Most Unemployed ever because I wake up at 6 am to post about "Processed Berries" and "Advanced Sexual Healing" and I'm sorry. You can rake me over the coals. You can make me feel more pain than I thought I knew I could. It's okay. Don't be afraid. You're my friend
Me if I was a video game character: Feed me 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 to raise my health bar back when taking damage!
Sorry everyone. This is just a joke. I haven't had sex in over a year. I wouldn't do that. I'm sorry I lied
bea@beazone.net · 6d agoI have a rare disease that makes me attack people but I'm curing it with experimental treatments that involve "waves" and "sexual healing"
I have a rare disease that makes me attack people but I'm curing it with experimental treatments that involve "waves" and "sexual healing"
Some days literally the only thing i want is to be eaten and I'm not even lying about that
me (journalist, attending a press conference): Ahem. Question. When are they squishing you flat with hydraulics celebrity: [looking at her bodygaurds] Kill this sick fuck immediately
[entering a galatic federation checkpoint, year 2357] officer: Alright, your papers are good, just gonna need to do a quick biometric scan, can't have any "Proshippers" getting on the ship, heheh. me: [sweating] I've never looked at yoshi porn in my life, officer: ...Hm. [hitting the KILL button]
[after getting transformed into a pokemon in a pokemon mystery dungeon scenario] How the fuck am I gonna use Google Images now
Me: (talking to a Green Alien from Epsilon Prime) so this is an example of Anal Vore, I still like it it, but not as much as regular vore, oop, that's pawpad porn sorry Green Alien: I Zope Zomebody Zills Zou Me: (worried) Wait come back I haven't shown you macro/micro yet
None of you all get to see the awesome posts I'm making over on GreenSky. Those, are just for me. My special little treasures. They're also all tinted green, so there's that to consider,
I'm sort of like a cautionary tale like Icarus and his wings of wax except the moral of my story is that You need to start brutally attacking people with hammers and blunt instruments. I didn't do that. And look at me know. I'm just a sopping creature
The closest thing I've ever had to purpose was when I was drawing the Ponies from My Little Pony fat and horny
BEA, 2024: Hey did you hear about Labubu? It's going viral. They should make a labubu that longs for pain and punishment BEA 2026: Hey have you heard of 6/7? Awful what they did to that tower. Never forge- [starts convulsing rapidly] fhjdkkjdhsjaggdhshhdjckxkhdjzkfjsgdgfkzkdkskjdksjxjdjdkf
[After having scary and disconcerting sex with a pokemon] I need to change my lifestyle. I'm becoming someone else. I think I should shave my head and live in the mountains. I'm above physical needs and wants. I see the truth. I have a special plan for this world
bea@beazone.net · last wk.I may not know a lot of things, but I know lapras tailhole would make me a better person
I may not know a lot of things, but I know lapras tailhole would make me a better person
I told the woke I cant use bluesky anymore cus it got libby glitched and they beat me to death with rocks and hammers
Fuck all of july in general tbh and while i'm at it? Fuck June. Fuck May too. Fuck them all. August. Maybe you can stay. Yet to be determined
Btw I'm not at the current furry convention because i'm Going To Be Killed by. Monsters. Soon