Just because you stick Neo in front of it, that doesn’t make you any less of a Nazi. And it’s an insult to the man who saved us from the machines. Do better.
Beck Saxon
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Assassin, bodybuilder, boxer, dog owner, Vietnam vet, Vietnamese vet, detective, model, trapeze artist, psychiatrist, pathological liar, dancer and footballer. I am all of you.
I’m sure if a former ISIS-supporter who had been jailed for three years for harassing an MP but had turned his life around and was now an advocate for peace was put forward as a Labour councillor, everyone would just be cool with it. Right?
I’m pretty sure Joshua Bonehill- Paine was chosen because he has a ‘posh’ name and sounds like a Telegraph columnist. The Tories did zero checks on him beforehand because they thought with a name like that he had to be old Etonian/Oxbridge. Whoops.
Many moons ago, I wrote this. It applies to the whole cadre of ‘just saying/writing what everyone is thinking‘ merchants from Liddle to Clarkson to Morgan. We should sympathise and help them. iamsammypanther.medium.com/exclusive-th...
Exclusive: The real reason Piers Morgan says and tweets all those awful things
He tweets that James Bond isn’t a real man because he carries his baby in a papoose. Not realising that James Bond isn’t a real man…
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I didn’t know Rod Liddle. Never met him. Barely read anything he wrote. Didn’t support the same teams (political or sporting) as him. Deffo don’t share the same views (from what I’ve heard). I literally feel nothing. Can I have commission to expand this particular take? I accept book tokens.
The needle drop into ‘Funky Shit’ by the Prodigy at the end of Event Horizon is unrivalled in all of cinematic history.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 18h agoName your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
Got a shoo-in for the new Bond. He's in the two biggest hits of the year; he can definitely do action; he's handsome; he's the right profile. Ladies and gentlemen - Jon Bernthal will be the new James Bond. He even has the right initials.
Why in god’s name is France replying to fucking Farage? They’re a nothing party with not even a handful of MPs. Madness.
I think everyone loves Spider-man because he’s so relatable. I mean what teenage nerd hasn’t gone out with Kirsten Dunst, Emma Stone and Zendaya. You see, relatable.
Marmite is black, salty, delicious and welcome at my house any time of day. Media folk described as ‘Marmite characters’ are none of these things.
So let me get this straight, AI is killing the past to secure a different future. I’ve seen this film. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
‘More than just objects’: Australian booksellers raise alarm over ‘horrific’ destruction of rare titles to feed AI
Secondhand booksellers believe they may have been caught up in the AI supply chain that sees old books scanned then destroyed
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The guy writes shitty newspaper columns and makes dull TV shows. He’s not exactly a fucking paramedic, is he. Absolute throbber.
Roxy Hart@roxyhart.bsky.social · 2d agoGod, Clarkson is a cunt metro.co.uk/2026/08/02/j...
Last night a DJ saved my life. Big shout out to DJ Ketteridge, a paramedic from Luton who administered CPR when I had crushing chest pains. DJ, I salute you.
I think we need a gritty reboot of the Carry on films - some suggestions: Carry on, ’Nam Carry on Parole Officer Carry on Bad Lieutenant Carry on Mercenary Carry on Despot Carry on Salo
So Odysseus is a junkie who shacks up with another woman for seven years. Then pisses off after getting clean. Goes home, kills his dog and then goes off on a cruise with his wife who completely forgives him. Leaving his son home alone. And this guy is the hero? Fuck sake.
Like the bad guy from an Am Dram version of Robocop.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d agoStandards watchdog investigating Reform UK’s Richard Tice
Richards Tice and Madeley look like twins from an Episode of Midsommer Murders who plot to kill each others spouses in a parochial twist on Strangers on a Train.
Rejected Earth, Wind and Fire lyrics: Did you marry on the 21st of January? Did you pop your cherry on the 21st of February? Do you thrill on the 21st of April? Did you combust on the 21st of August? Thank the lord for September and its impeccable rhyming capabilities.
The only reason I stayed on Twitter for as long as I did was that, for reasons I will never understand, Barack Obama followed me. The real one. I checked. Either he made a mistake (probably) or enjoys really really shit jokes.
In the last five years, I have bumped into the following people in entirely boring places: Tom Holland/Zendaya (Waitrose) Serena Williams (Waitrose) Stormzy (the green nr my house) Robin Wright (Sainsbury's) Stanley Tucci (Richmond) Damien Lewis (the football) They were all lovely. Just saying.