Rebecca Lowboy
@beckstraordinary.bsky.social
No one. Nothing. She/Her. 🩷💜💙 WNBA & Unrivaled Stan. Posting from Lunch Lady Land. Some might say I have cake-like reflexes.
Whatever you do, do not look up how long a cricket can live. I would say “live without food,” but god only knows what else is trapped in my air conditioner after what came out of it last week. This cricket and I are in hell an equal measure, I’m sure.
Excuse the air conditioner, as the cricket is trapped in it and cannot escape.
Sarah the Goose Witch@sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 2d agoWell do you do interpretive dance after 10:52 pm? Bc I'd like to know what this sounds like
I wish I could clearly explain what it sounds like to hear the shrieks of a cricket trapped in an air conditioner, but I don’t write poetry past *checks clock* 10:52 pm.
You can't tell me that #Unrivaled bus isn't stopping somewhere halfway across the country to refuel on it's way to the west coast. C'mon Omaha or KC! 🙏
I think my city is experiencing a plague. Tell me how there are dead crickets all around the school. I find one when I get home. And now there’s one stuck in my damn air conditioner screaming for its life? Buddy. If you don’t find your way back out where you came from, some bat’s gonna get you.
Kate Martin to the SKYYYYYYYY??!!?!?!??! Love it. #WNBA
Just woke myself out of a nap by asking, "Hey buddy, whatcha doin?" I was in the middle of a stress dream. I don't know if I was trying to snap myself out of the dream or deriding myself for pouring the pasta back in the boiling water of the tilt skillet instead of the hotel pan.
Watching the UConn series to unwind and damn. Young Sue Bird and her curly ponytail is indistinguishable from Carla Leite. #WNBA
When I graduated HS in ‘99, Blockbuster had a membership program and I watched damn near every movie in the store that wasn’t horror while applying for film school and seminary. I wanted to write movies, but chose Jesus. Obvs I regret the decision and miss the thrill of renting something Unrated.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 6d agoTell me about the video store of your past please
True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: I’m teaching the new Sub Manager how to do my job and there have been some really rough menus she’s had to watch me prep and execute. I didn’t have the heart to tell her tomorrow’s is another sonuvabitch. So. I hope she’s not squeamish about watching people cry.
Anyone figured out who is on Spain’s FIBA World Cup women’s team? The only post I’ve seen has three names on it. #FIBAWBB
I'm gonna need #Unrivaled to announce Kiki is coming back asap. I got Soni today, but now I'm sweating.
Just tuned into the Valkyries-Fire game and you know what would make this a superior matchup? Pink jerseys. #WNBA
Accidentally hit play on my Home for the Holidays playlist instead of my Hello Sunshine playlist. I let it play and I don’t regret a thing.
Can’t wait to see all the graphic designers in the fandom outdo this goofy-ass logo a hundred times. #WNBA
Edwin Garcia@ecreates88.bsky.social · 7d agoThere is a new WNBA Finals logo.
I remembered the Antiquarium today. Damn, that place was heaven on earth.
Good lord. Any word on why Kate Matin was waived and how DC might sneak her onto the roster? #WNBA
I am going to try to stay awake for this, but I’ll be honest. I am struggling. That said, Let’s Go, Mystics! #WNBA
Goin to bed because this week has been so hard it’s forced me to be responsible, but I would be remiss if I didn’t get this in. Let’s Go, Mystics! #WNBA
I can’t wait for this season of #Unrivaled. I’m so stoked.
True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: The first communal Happy Birthday Song always sounds like the breakout of World War Z from the kitchen.
I would give years off my life for one of these stops to be in Omaha or KC. #WNBA
Kristen & John | Attack the Baseline Podcast@atbpod.bsky.social · 2w ago#Unrivaled news, per @espn.com: -An estimated 8 total "tour stops" will be a part of this year's schedule. Venues will span East to West Coast. The season opens on the road and playoffs will be on the road -There will be no additional roster expansion in 2027 -95% of the league roster is signed
Happy Birthday to my best ghost and favorite W Sophmore, Kiki. 💛 #WNBA
WNBA@wnba.com · 2w agoJoin us in wishing a Happy Birthday to 2x WNBA All-Star and 2025 All-Rookie Team member, Kiki Iriafen 🎉 #WNBABday
I will be asleep when they take the court. But as I count myself to sleep, I will count in 22s, 33s, and 44s. Let’s go, Mystics! #WNBA
I think I have decided as a chef/cook/lunch lady/etc that my favorite word is “beans.” Just say it with gusto. BeeEEEEEEeeanszzz! It’s real dumb, but it puts a smile on my face every time.
Excuse me with that tunnel fit, Carla Leite?! Good LORD. 😶🌫️😮💨 That said, Let’s Go, Mystics! #WNBA
