Saw someone defending incest in twitter because “if it’s two consenting adults, what’s the problem?” And then tried to say it’s the same thing as hating on LGBT people I think that’s enough internet for today 😭

Probably TMI, but I’m pretty vanilla and I find it mildly concerning that there’s this little group at work that insists you HAVE to do freaky stuff in bed to keep a partner (no hate to my freaks in the sheets. Keep freaking on) Like “you have to get out of your comfort zone” or some shit like-

Plan failed successfully Winning an argument, but at what cost 💔 #eclipsensfw (kinda) (1/2)

Got an ask on tumblr to put mafia Eclipse and his wife in matching outfits and I'm a little proud of myself, so posting it here too

When you let a dragon into your bed it will become a nest of blankets and pillows #eclipsensfw

Posting this here since there’s smut in it. Some Bittersweet Bites for the soul archiveofourown.org/works/75022846

In the early stages of their alliance, there were a lot of scuffles like this Once again, Eclipse is not as charming as he thinks he is (1/2)

Just a dragon and a king. Eclipse is not as charming as he thinks he is BAM NEW AU (I will now disappear again)

Ain’t nothing piss me off more than a mf saying “You’re one of THOSE riders…” when they learn I wear gear on my bike. So sorry that if I crash I won’t be sidewalk chalk and you will you fucking squid

Demon hunter Moon before he became a hunter :) I just like him a lot

Can’t get demon hunter Moon out of my head. I am not sorry #moondropnsfw

Funny fact about my demon hunter boys: Sun is an absolute whore and Moon has been on a 5 year dry spell

The hunter is discovering all sorts of new things about demons #moondropnsfw (1/2)

I actually have a pair of alien boxers and this little funny came to mind #eclipsensfw

Still alive! Have a thing

Honestly soju fucks Will drink again

Work sucked so l decided I deserved something soft I love this song dearly and I feel like it's very fitting for mafia Eclipse (1/2)

Just gonna slide this in here Working on it (a drabble for the mafia vampire au!) archiveofourown.org/works/62202109

Rumors are starting to spread

Finding pictures of Eclipse from his daycare days I think would be the equivalent of baby pictures for him. Like you’re cracking up at his costume and he’s just frantically explaining he HAD to wear it and “where did you find these?!” You tell him Sun and Moon and now he’s hunting them down

Eclipse tried to put distance between them, only to find it caused more harm than good They’ll figure it out together (1/3)

The vampirism was a surprise for both of them and most definitely not a good one Some of that angst I was talking about CW: injury and trauma (1/3)

See the reason I love human x vampires tropes so much is because it can be so hot and so angsty at the same time

Vampire Mafia Eclipse anyone? No? Just me? #eclipsensfw

Decided to show some love to this neglected au This is what happens when two virgins get married and the size difference hasn’t been properly discussed (1/2) #moondropnsfw

Just a little something something with a rare, hatless Moon #moondropnsfw

A little more background before Eclipse got the star He managed to actually be a part of the celestial family for a time after their human friend demanded a truce. Things were always a little tense, but misses it regardless

How Lord Eclipse me his wife. Randomly in PNS in hopes of fixing himself up after a fight with Moon. Instead, he finds this feisty little human who fixes him up and then rips Moon a new asshole (1/2)

Thinking about how mafia Eclipse would help me paint my nails since I’ve developed tremors in my hands, making it a fair bit harder to do myself Partially to help and partially to just spend time together

Never forget the time I had a coughing fit at work and one of the guys looked at me and said “Can you die quietly” And I damn near had a medical emergency trying to cough and laugh at the same time