When is Apple gonna let me edit my nudes with these new features? 😂 Turn that safety filter shit off.
Beef-e
@beefe.bsky.social
Stay-at-home nudist | generally horny | deeply unserious he/him 📍atl
Let’s start the day on some note. Carpe that diem, I guess… #MonochromeMonday #MCM
I don’t want to go to a pool if I can’t be naked. #towelTuesday (abstractly) #tummyTuesday #nudist
Men cheating on their partners have the most audacity. What do you mean, you expect me to rearrange my entire schedule for your limited, small window of availability?
Gay men who unironically quote “live life to its fullest” usually just have an itinerary of circuit parties across the globe. I love that for them. Hopefully they actually experience the culture. You got “untz untz untz” at home.
Last week, I went from having one of the best days I’ve had in a few months to one of the crash-outiest days of my life. Good thing this weekend was restorative.
When my pits smell perfect, I get so sad when I have to put on deodorant.
That Scruff app is doing their big one with these “tap in” moments. I have 1.2k dicks to peruse. 😂
Haven’t been this smitten with a man in so long. I hate this feeling. I even like his husband too. I hate being gay. 😂😂
As much as I would like to switch gyms, the one I am considering is the same one that has three men I don’t care to ever see again in life.
There’s online slutty and there’s irl slutty. Some ppl do both, some don’t.
I hate when people, especially bottoms, unlock their albums, and it’s the caliber of ass pics you could post on LinkedIn. 😂 Bye
I’m low-key built like a bus. I don’t mind it most days until I have to try on clothes, and it becomes a whole thing.
What’s decorum when men leave you on read but want to socialize in social settings? We’ve hung out multiple times. In my head, I’m like, “Girl, fuck you,” but I’m trying to be better.
Me googling: “if they die, does the NDA expire…” DC boys, reread your NDA before you start gabbing. 👀🤐