It’s been too long. Video on OF. 440 is probably sealed. But I’m scared to weigh in haha.
BeefWaffle
@beefwaffle.bsky.social
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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!! And a diet coke
Joining the @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social bandwagon with my baby handles.
Honestly just go ahead and play them like bongos at this point
My handsome man and I breaking in the new funnel 🐷😈🐷 (slightly longer version on Tumblr 😉)
Extreme Obesity is the hottest form of bondage. Who needs a chastity cage when you can just bury your pigs cock in thick heavy sloshing FAT and watch him struggle 😈 🥵 🐷
If you can’t belly selfie in your parents’ bathroom mirror, where can you? Pretty cool realization that teenage me would be absolutely flabbergasted (yeah, pun intended, fuck you) if he knew I’d be in front of this same mirror looking like this someday 🥰
Back and butt day felt a bit more successful than usual today (ffs, I’m sore 😅).
Someone told me it’s wide Wednesday and I misheard and thought of wide Wendy’s and now I want Wendy’s.
I believe the scientific term for my body type is “ROUMD”
Celebrating Fat Fuck Friday the best way I know how. Stoned. Gulping down fattening shakes and porking up even more 🥵 🐽
Thickums with a side of tree trunks 😝😎 onlyfans.com/italianhoagie