Been a bit. How you cuties doing? Oh… I didn’t really care. No matter the answer, you’ll crush the same.
Big Blondie
@beegblondie.bsky.social
36 | He/Him | Macro | Taken Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.
That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰 Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
Been gone for a bit - Who’s ready to become a welcome back snack? 😋
I love how some SFX (sirens, booms, and of course screams 😈) can totally elevate a vid. Happy stomping, big guy 😜
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
Round 5 of Officer Mike Roe’s growth-drive He's M[ASS]IVE! To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter: 💙 Like 🔁 Repost 💬 Comment your idea for a drawing 👤 Follow
Whoa, 1k followers on Bluesky! Thank you all so much 🥰 What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive! 💙 = +1 Foot 🔁 = +2 Feet Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
This would be a dream come true 🤤
What will you do if you own a tiny city at home😏
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
Best thing after a solid chest day - Nothing says Gains like a snack that screams back! 💪
Sometimes you just need Brotein #malevore
Another year, another Super Bowl goes by where I didn’t grow and get to turn the entire dome into a personal feast 😩😩😩
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
A bit down about the end of an era - Been on CF for 20 years now, over half my life. It’s shutting down today, but keep the community together and join the new site! It’s only going to be as good as we make it! outsized.social
Outsized
outsized.social
Been so busy that I haven’t even had a chance to absolutely obliterate a densely populated metropolis lately 😩
God the feeling of the crunching metal and squirming bodies…. 🥴🤤🤤
One of you came through with the growth ray after all! Always loved the architecture in Chicago. Thanks to @barefootkyle13.bsky.social I get to see it up close one final time 😈
Alright, I need one of you little guys to get this ray and meet me downtown…. We’ve got work to do and I promise you’ll enjoy it (can’t speak for everyone else though 😈)
A sudden beam of green light and the city trembled as the grow ray hit him. Smirking, he stretched out, his massive frame expanding by the second. "Keep it coming," he taunted, towering over the monument below. "I’m not stopping until the city fits in the palm of my hand."