Is… anyone left in this desolate hell hole?
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
@beelzebubgreatfly.bsky.social
(Parody) I am now also on Blue Sky Twitter: @TheGrandEx1led Drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1yGn1FNSKCla-Eiv7VcsvazRN33E9Vw16?usp=drive_link Straw Page: https://emptyabyssoofflies.straw.page
//On vacation rn, not gonna respond to many posts. tomorrow maybe
OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WILL WATCH IT WITH ME!
//Beelzebub after [REDACTED] asks if she'll sink or swim (she thought it came naturally):
Man Walking Into Water
ALT: Man Walking Into Water
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Well I think I've seen enough! You seem like a very kind man and this place is rather... nice. I'll tell her about this place, and leave a glowing review! Toodles!
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Oh, feel free to look around then!"
Yeah I was just here to take a look around the place for her (she is very suspicious of any and everything)
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Honestly she should probably be here more than you..."
More of a roommate really along with about 8 others and Helltaker himself, she's the current 'High Prosecutor of hell' currently.
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"And is this Judgement Person like an alter ego of yours, Or something like that?"
Well I personally control it without much visual indicators... however if Judgement gets mad she doesn't really try to... well control it [Flashback to early this day...]
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Alright! Hmm... let's see. how do you control yourself as of now?" [He said, trying to copy the way Matilda talked.]
Well the place seemed interesting, and I'm scoping out the perfect place for Judgement to learn to control herself (the kitchen is still on fire...).
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Go Ahead! Alright so, Welcome the Anger Management Class, I'm Bomb! Me and Chuck run this place but Chuck isn't here as of now." "So, what brings you here today?" //sorry for no image I got lazy :(
This isn't Helltaker's house... but anyways I'll entertain myself and have a seat... there is one right?
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago[INT BAIT!] [Bomb took over for the Anger Management Classes Teacher since Matilda had Hatchlings. Whoever the hell you are, entered the room] "Oh hey there! I'm Bomb nice to see you! Wanna take a seat?"
//Genuinely making a comic at this point
Beelzebub, The Great Fly@beelzebubgreatfly.bsky.social · 2mo ago
OMG THE FLY! WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE FLY WITH ME PLEASE I'M SO LONELY
Honestly I should try talking to the other demons more... like here comes Lucy!
//B1 DROID HAS MADE A BLUESKY GROUPCHAT I REPEAT DROID HAS MADE A GC IN BLUESKY
B1-8593@b1battle8593.bsky.social · 2mo ago//spread the word like that one guy on a horse image
In case you think I don't know you I do darling I have read most things about you and have probably skimmed over your life story.
//Would you rather have Mr freeze freeze you, or get punched in the fucking head by batman? Easy I'd get punched in the fucking head by
"If my name were Bluesky, Would you buy me a Butterfly?" //Bomb joins Parody Bluesky! #ParodyBluesky #Parody #AngryBirds Drive: drive.google.com/drive/folder... Twitter: @BombAgryParody
Hey guys it's me Beelzebub... I'm not in the way right?
Bomb@bombangryparody.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Huh? what is this?"
Alright let's endeavor into the explore tab of BlueSky I wonder if they have any art of me! I'm kidding it's all porn I know this already.
I have found out that you apparently can't use gifs here... This is concerning as my best reaction image is a gif
Helltaker Beelzebub
ALT: Helltaker Beelzebub
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