⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Do not fist the Androids Do not be the seat to heavy machinery Do not tonguefuck the gearbox Do not plug her sparkport Do not buzz the joy button Do not flick the fuses Do not pump the hydraulic press Do not pounce the rigid lever Perpetrators will be thoroughly drained You have been warned

"Step right up darlings! Surface folk and monsters alike! Time to let what's heavy on those minds out! Spill the beans, get the robo-scoop! Just ask a question for me or any of the other metal ladies around! Afraid you to get a boot to the face? Say with 💬 will capcha anonym-ize you! So ask away!"

"Step right up darlings! Surface folk and monsters alike! Time to let what's heavy on those minds out! Spill the beans, get the robo-scoop! Just ask a question for me or any of the other metal ladies around! Afraid you to get a boot to the face? Say with 💬 will capcha anonym-ize you! So ask away!"

July isn't usually the gift giving season, even with the Summer Xmas But hope all have a holly jolly night, with some shiny Robot Ass

"Those other bots might be celebrating 'Christmas' but the only thing frosty I need is a glass for my oil They can keep their stupid human holiday (until I get a festive winter skin) for all I care. Open road for my bike and a little trip to Okinawa is better than the holiday headache Want to join?"

// why or who the heck changed the wifi password at 6 in the morning when everyone was asleep?? Something ain't bending right, or Robonia isn't a real, totally not made-up, country with the chief exports of blackjack chips and hooker clothes And during Xmas in July, no less 😡

July 25th Xmas in July Our Lord and Savior, H. H. Gregg foretold of the Summer Yule tide and his prophecies and profits lay forth today May you Panasonics and Sony Blu-Rays be on sale and your automations be Ho Ho Hoes Merry Chrysler to All and to All a Good - 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011

"Modern Test Subject require modern testing. It is as disturbing as it sounds."

With no shortage of disasters, aliens, and monsters trying to destroy the Earth, testing her weapons is so easy... But to find a volunteer for more 'cosmetic' upgrades, it's certainly more challenging. Not to mention embarrassing to even ask

// I'm sure yall would want to enter her Danger Room (From this week's xmen 97)

// People really be liking the calculator Anyway sauce: www.reddit.com/r/DigitalArt...

She may be harsh, but can one really blame 18 when she gives such a thorough rating?

// New Shion lore drop. She got Top surgery to make her suit REALLY pop her boobies out and parties too hard for the old farts that work under her

A Ti-69 can help calculate how many more

"Hmmmm~ As much as I love the mix of confusion and arousal- It would be all the better with a term when they realize my features are not organic, but better~ 'Kofun-sion' No. The closest I found was 'Confused Boner' but that doesn't give enough to my elegance, far too crude. Any ideas?"

"Poor hearing, just another vile trait of the Shimada Scum"

When the ragebait fails #Overwatch #Animation #shorts

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// Forgot to make a post here, but I fell sick this week, apologies on lack of robo-postings

// Just giving an extra special thanks to those that stuck with me I've had more than my fair share of pauses and gaps in responses with all the busy-ness going on, but I still love writing my portrayal of this idol, and spending what free time I can with all of you 💖

// It's been a whole year of Teto-ing

Kasane Teto (Slow replies)@nsfw-rp4fun.bsky.social · last yr.

*TEMP PINNED* Secondary Acc ✨ Kasane Teto ✨ 🎤Lewd/Non, Multiverse/Crossover/Crack RP 🎵Flexible genitalia, spontaneous, flirty muse ❤️Friendly Mun/ Open DMs/ Not on 24-7/ ENG ONLY 🍐Switch Portrayal/ TL mostly impromptu/ DMs plotted

"I always knew there was a reason we would get along, outside of our affiliation with Talon through Marzia, though I can't say I expected to have THAT in common with the Queen of Hard Light~"

"Any suggestions when catching a wild fox? She's bit off more than she can swallow that's for certain. Normally wild animals are dangerous, but this one just went wide eyed and cannot stop staring and whimpering, I'm almost considering being merciful. Almost."

// Not the crypto Ai self reporting on my call out complaint about pedo stuff and it thinks I'm talking about trading 😭 Hopping off anyway, gotta take care of my sick cousin

"Fleshbags of Earth, I need your squishy eyes to, how you put it, 'Rate My Fit' for my Earthly Disguises. Cooperate and I won't annihilate you."

New Aperture Science Penis Containment Device just dropped, who wishes to try it?"

"Strange how other bots need special coatings and sealants to get near water. Guess they are more on the obsolete side."

"Don't go thinking this means anything. It's hardwired into my calendar" 18 pecks a little kiss // Happy International Kissing Day

Krillin and Android 18 Kiss

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Robo Gals (Slow replies)@beepboopbop.bsky.social · 2y ago

Please none of the following: Vore, Gore/Death, Rape, Hyper sizes, heavy musk/odors, strange insertions, Birth/Impreg./Ovi., Sexual Violence (a fight away from sex, or something light like choking are fine) If you Follow/Engage with these, I will not RP with you: Age/Raceplay, Zoo, Toilet/Grossout

"The season isn't even half over? It's time we kick things up a gear. Kita! Kita! Kita!"