He's also the world's best Diablo 4 player and doesn't have a botched penis

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 14h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

Microsoft: this feature you find useful? No longer available in the app. Check the website to use the feature that used to be native to our app. Also, the website does not work.

Every LinkedIn post is like "Excited to announce my new role as Chief AI Opportunist at Tungus! I'll be in charge of making sure our DCK stays above our BHOL, while monitoring how FRT interfaces with our users!"

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 10h ago

we should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something

there should be a bot that exclusively does reposts of whenever someone is posting about ballistic: ecks vs sever

I think the best use of AI I’ve seen is to change a photo of helpers rescuing beagles from an animal testing laboratory to an image of Ricky gervais rescuing basset hounds.

Its time for an American Mr. Bean

Subway Take Guy: "Whats your take?" Me, dripping meatball sub all over my shirt, trying to clean it up with a napkin but just smearing sauce everywhere: "Anyone who gets mad at your for spilling sauce everywhere is an asshole."

I've decided that 20 year olds being famous makes me uncomfortable. From now on only people within 10 years of my age are allowed to be famous.

Me: “I need to stop buying action figures.” Also me: “Blokees are model kits.”

The Rizzler reviewed the Marvel Legends Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and I agreed with everything he said. It’s the best Marvel legends figure.

ive been putting up with some version of this talking point for my entire life. barely even notice it anymore. imagine if i said this about jews though. there will never be peace in the middle east until jews shed their genetic propensity for violence against mohammedeans. imagine anyone saying that

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

can I put on my resume that I got to the third round of interviews with the biggest toy company in the world

it’s always very telling when someone complain about our tax dollars helping a poor person get a leg up, but they stay quiet as a church mouse when our tax dollars helping blow up children, pay pedophiles and go directly into the pockets of the already wealthy

Didn’t get the job. Two month process just kind of fizzled out. That’s it I guess.

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.

Well shit.

For the last two months I’ve been interviewing for an opportunity that would significantly alter the course of my life and my families life. I do not yet know if that will happen. But regardless, every single family member and friend I’ve spoken to about it has been overwhelmingly positive…

My basset hound ate an entire raising canes box combo leaving the styrofoam container fully intact INSIDE the plastic bag

The Russo Brothers are not great. But there are a handful of action sequences between Winter Soldier and Civil War that are easily among the best in the MCU and are always thrilling to watch.

When Tony Stark learned that Bucky killed his parents, did he not realize that Bucky was mind controlled? Bucky was the tool, Hydra killed his parents. Grow the fuck up Tony.

it’s a pretty bad look to constantly cancel projects with black leads. Not promote projects with black leads. Or throw the creators under the bus when your project with a black lead or black creative doesn’t put up avengers numbers. It’s an unsettling pattern.

Jon Bernthals Punisher grunting is very distracting

I would go to a film festival that was just mid or post credit scenes that will never ever pay off. Green Lantern, Masters of The Universe, etc.

In master of the universe skeletor let’s heman fight his guys in order to get the sword of power. In that fight heman drops the sword multiple times but skeletor just stands there. what the fuck guy.

Spider-Man 1’s: 3 Spider-Man 2’s: 3 Spider-Man 3’s: 2 Spider-Man 4’s: 1

we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.

Paula Wirth@paulawirth.bsky.social · last wk.

Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.

my feelings on this are pretty straightforward: if you have a problem with poor people having greater access to less expensive food then you’re a fucking psycho.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · last wk.

Weird how much discourse around the Mamdani grocery stores ignores the existence of the Green Cart intiative (launched under Bloomberg) that provides subsidized fruit and vegetable stands across the city under the exact same logic as the grocery stores