Creese Befunkin

@befunkin.bsky.social

Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works at Lost & Found Department at the Ministry of Object Permanence

Chose your actions wisely, do nothing that helps ICE kill more people. While in ICE custody in 2025 and so far in 2026 a total of 55 people that we know of have died. More have died while being taken into custody. Please do not even inadvertently help ICE exterminate people and VOTE BLUE!

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This DOJ would not prosecute or our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would pardon everyone perpetrating this fraud, so this has to wait for the next administration, assuming we find out by then Where in the World is Carmen McConnell.

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He is so DESPERATE for any attention, any association with WINNERS that he will say or do anything to get it. Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is not a world leader, he’s a petulant child that craves recognition at any cost. We are that cost. The downfall of what used to be the USA is that cost.

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No Funds for Iran War Until CONGRESS Declares War. Declaring war means a debate in Congress stating: 🇮🇷 Justification for war, ☑️ Objectives of the war, ☠️ Human and budgetary costs - or the war ENDS.

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The acting attorney general is refusing to comply with court orders on releasing Trump-Epstein files. To force compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act the court should appoint a Special Master to redact and release the files according to the law.

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1/ Folks, the story in this post is a fiction. I’m an Alaskan and the Sealife Center is a wonderful and amazing place to visit. If you visit southcentral Alaska, block out a day or two in Seward for this! See the Sealife Center statement here.

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Senate Republicans are refusing to end the filibuster so they can pass their election cheating bill to SAVE republicans in the upcoming midterms debacle. So our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is looking for alternative senators that are more compliant…

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I recently connected today’s idiotic Iran War & our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s apparent non sequitur about it’s only fair for Iran to have ballistic missiles to the Iran-Contra scandal of the 1980s. My gut reaction: Trump is trying to Iran to bribe them into signing a peace treaty.

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Sen Dan Sullivan is running for reelection & another repub also named Dan Sullivan decided to also run. Ak GOP is hysterical about a 2nd Sullivan running being a dirty liberal trick. But Alaska has Ranked Choice Voting: open primary, top 4 move to the General Election. Nobody can be “primaried”…

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1/ Putin, Trump, nukes, Ukraine & Iran. Unless we do something we may be stumbling into a nuclear nightmare. The tide is turning against Russia in Ukraine. Soon Russia may be unable to supply its troops in Ukraine. Without supplies Kherson & Crimea may fall. That would be fatal for Putin.

I don’t know any real Americans that LIKE gasoline costing $5 a gallon or more as a result of our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s foolish war with Iran. How much longer are Americans going to allow this spray-tan SENILE OLD FOOL to sabotage and destroy our economy with his utter incompetence?

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Wouldn’t it be nice to spoil his UFC birthday party with some draft obituaries? No threats, no incitements to violence, minimal swearing just how he will be remembered. Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is so desperate to put his name on everything, we should let him know how he’ll really be remembered.

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