Beingbla
@beingbla.bsky.social
Bláithín de Burca - comedian, presenter, producer, director, all-round entertainer. Libra, wineo, neurodivergent gang. Obstreperous woman, crybaby, silly goose. Saoirse don Phailistín 🇵🇸
The thing that makes me angry about these protests is that for Repeal, we had to go out and knock on doors and be polite to people who thought we were the devil for months and these guys can just dump a tractor in the street and get what they want in five days.
Every time I’m in therapy I’m like “wtf this is good isn’t it lol men should try this”
I like arm wrestling because it’s the only time men can hold hands and I like when they kiss at the end 😌
Watching the snooker to make little kissing noises when the balls touch
The only thing worse than waking up from a bad dream to realise it’s not real - is waking up from a good dream to realise it’s not real. For example this morning I woke up from a dream JUST before I dug into the fried chicken I had flirted the hot server into making fresh just for me. That’s pain.
The only thing that could ever make me believe in god is that he seems to keep sending me tests in the form of weird little guys who behave so so weirdly and then act like I’m strange for not going along with it. Like fine you’re real and patience is a virtue; got it!
Why do magicians think it’s impressive they can make things disappear? There are SO many ways to make something disappear… Hide It! Eat It! Request that It maybe try to have more empathy and not take every bid to connect and understand the relationship as an attack on It! POOF!
Not at all surprising that men love run clubs; they love running! Away.
I don't think my father, the 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this.
Started watching Severance and it is BONKERS ok it’s crazy stuff but the least believable part is that a man would love his wife that much send tweet.
Men: why do you need CONSTANT reassurance 🙄 you know I love you can you not just know it? Female friendships:
I think there are very few issues on earth that would not be solved if you gave the job to A Woman Scorned by the system the issue exists in. We shouldn’t have to fix everything but it’s not fixing its fuckn self.
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Why can’t we save drafts here? I need drafts :( am I missing something is it actually possible to save drafts? My drafts on X are a beautiful nightmare akin to the Notes App.
Nothing is as insurmountable to me as a small, achievable task
Me if I were Kanye West: “Everybody want to know what I would do, if I didn’t have ADHD… I guess we’ll never know 🙋♀️🏆🧜♀️ (and it kinda sucks actually cus it’d have been fab like I have so much potential just no ability to implement it gah help 🫠👽🥲)”
I’ve decided that having a boyfriend does not fit my brand; I need a husband, or a gaggle of bisexual boys that worship me, do my bidding and buy me milkshakes, nothing in between. Apply within.
Life hack for ADHDers: make the stakes WAYTOOHIGH; treat small tasks most people handle with ease as if they are life or death, so you have no choice but to do them cus you’ll be fired/cause a fire otherwise. Your nervous system? Shot. But! Your tasks? Half done kinda.
