a haunted house but its just men saying vibrators will desensitize u

a haunted house but it’s just the orgasm gap

a haunted house but it’s just them asking “are you close?” every 30 seconds

reading a court of splintered harmony one-handed is a skill and i’m proud of every single one of you

a haunted house but it’s just that one vibrator that died on you mid-nut

a haunted house but it’s just finding out your bf won’t let you peg them

a haunted house but it’s just a completely silent hookup

a haunted house but it’s just your ancient vibe buzzing through a paper-thin wall while your roommate is home

azriel has shadows, lucien has a mating bond, i have a ThermoVibe that does hot AND cold. we all have our gifts

azriel has shadows, lucien has a mating bond, i have a ThermoVibe that does hot AND cold. we all have our gifts

a haunted house but it's every failed talking stage

reading schedule for ACOTAR 6: - 30 pages - 15 minute “break” with WhisperWand™ - 30 more pages - repeat until sunrise

girls will say “i’m going to bed early” and mean “i have a 9:15 with my wand”

the clocks go back soon and you get one extra hour. we think you should spend it horizontally

smut readers have the best imaginations and the most overworked chargers

a wicker husband and an illyrian warrior walk into my nightstand...

we made a strapless strap-on that vibrates at both ends because giving should feel just as good as getting

the big light has never been present for a single good orgasm in history

communication in bed is free. the toy that shows them exactly what you mean is up to 60% off

oct 23: wicker oct 27: acotar 6 this is a dangerous week for women’s hydration levels

skincare routine: cleanser, serum, moisturizer, orgasm. the glow is from step four

one minor inconvenience away from going home and having the best orgasm of my life about it

we made a booty play starter pack because some of you have been “curious” for three years and it’s time

spooky season but the only thing creaking in my house is the mattress

a man made of wicker on friday. a man with wings on tuesday. october is just women being incredibly specific about what they want and i'm here for it

romanticize your life: light a candle, put on a playlist, have an orgasm so good you text the group chat about it

a man in slutty little glasses saying “let’s read the instructions” about your new toy is the hottest thing that can happen in the bedroom, we checked

we made a suction toy with a bigger mouth because coverage matters and so do you

the wicker husband would absolutely read acotar 6 with you and take notes on the sex scenes

we made a silent toys because whoever built your apartment walls clearly never wanted you to have fun