brand new update: we now eat it out of a big pan instead, now we call it Big Wok
belo@belo.bsky.social · 2w agome and my friends get together on the weekends to eat colored goop from a trough... we call it, Friendslop
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scrampled egg for brain my paws are soft soon to have 10000 followrs
belo@belo.bsky.social · 2w agoi actually relate to bees a lot because when someone annoys me i also want to stab them with a spike and die
me while thinking really hard: "canadian comedian in the caribbean, carry a bee on a carabiner, corinthian chameleon in the pavilion, for the civilians"
delete everything on your phone, install minecraft pocket edition, dig until you have 1000 diamonds, come back, you are now cured
In future, michelin restaurants wont even serve food anymore, they will serve you concepts and ideas
me and my friends get together on the weekends to eat colored goop from a trough... we call it, Friendslop
my first book in book club: house of leafs
belo@belo.bsky.social · 2mo agoI LOVE READING I WILL JOIN 🅱️🅾️🆗️ 🆑️🆙️
I'd prefer if the effects aren't mind-boggling, I don't want my mind boggled
this is my first cum type joke
belo@belo.bsky.social · 2mo agomusic: plays audiophiles: ohmy god im so close
the sad reality of today is... no youth is pressing the "Go Live" button, they rather on they phone than go out and live and breath air
the costco guys were definitely lacing the chicken bake with sedatives so that the rizzler would cooperate
went to the discord headquarters today and just started pulling out wires everywhere
I tried emulating mother 3 and they fucking turned my dog into an amiibo 😭
scientists predict we will run out off natural sources of Belo posts in 25 years
I came up with a new variant on a classic game: rock paper scissors kill