Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate
Juni
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Sad tomato; three miles of bad road; real woman child
Bob Dylan meeting the Pope but it’s just a picture of me dressed for work and a picture of me dressed for going out…
“Okay, kiddo - so my friend is having a goth-themed birthday party. I’m going to get ready after I drop you off at practice, So I’ll just wait in the arena parking lot when practice is over. I mean, unless you want me to come in and pick you up looking all gothy?” “Mom, I will kill you. NO.”
THE CANES WERE DOWN 5-1 AND SCORED WITH THREE SECONDS LEFT TO WIN IT 6-5! 🔥 Electric stuff in the preseason.
Tempo vs. Fever tonight. First WNBA game I’ve ever seen, after having generations of women’s college basketball players in my family. (Someone sitting near me has a trans flag and is mercilessly heckling Sophie Cunningham and I’m so here for it.)
People out here acting like Brent Burns just got hot like he wasn’t hot AF before…
Gonna cross the streams a bit here and say that public speakers who’ve just finished delivering a long lesson/lecture/sermon could benefit from knowing about sub drop and aftercare.
League has added another team this year, which is great, since so many people ended up waitlisted last season. There’s a new woman who joined the league specifically because her kid said girls don’t play hockey. This is the energy I’m here for.
Juni@belovedjune.bsky.social · 2mo agoMan, I love women’s recreational hockey season so damn much. Met some of my new teammates last week. And I’m playing with 7-8 teammates from prior seasons.
Man, I love women’s recreational hockey season so damn much. Met some of my new teammates last week. And I’m playing with 7-8 teammates from prior seasons.
Like, I’d genuinely root against the Canes in future finals if it meant no more elementary schoolers’ names engraved on the Stanley frickin’ Cup.
Juni@belovedjune.bsky.social · 4mo agoMy oldest got home today and was like “did you see how people online are roasting Dundon for putting his kids’ names on the Cup?” And yeah, it’s incredibly, unquestionably, irredeemably stupid.
My oldest got home today and was like “did you see how people online are roasting Dundon for putting his kids’ names on the Cup?” And yeah, it’s incredibly, unquestionably, irredeemably stupid.
Well I got to wish Brian Burke a Happy Pride today, so that was cool.
I’ve heard “When I saw the Canes won, I thought about you,” about a hundred times this week.
The Reverend June Joplin, Huge Caniac. I gave this a second thought, but then I remembered how we all caught Blue Jay fever last fall. And let’s be honest, if the Sceptres or Leafs won a Cup, there’d be a lot of parishioners in jerseys the following Sunday.
Happy “this would’ve been Game 7 day but it’s not because the #Canes won it in 6” day to those who celebrate. #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos
Like, can we get MADE HART CRY • GOT TORTS FIRED Engraved on the Cup? Just like, sneak it in with the player names or something.
Juni@belovedjune.bsky.social · 5mo agoListen, I am going to be very happy for any team that makes Carter Hart, ugly cry on television and get John Tortorella canned. The fact that it was the CAROLINA HURRICANES… This might just be the chef’s kissiest moment of my whole life
Listen, I am going to be very happy for any team that makes Carter Hart, ugly cry on television and get John Tortorella canned. The fact that it was the CAROLINA HURRICANES… This might just be the chef’s kissiest moment of my whole life
There was a time when the highlight of my oldest’s Caniac life was getting a fist bump from Justin Faulk after warmups before a game that featured goals by Alexander Semin and Patrick Dwyer.
I have pics of my boys with Justin Faulk, Eddie Lack, & Steve Smith. We have a hat signed by Victor Rask and a poster signed by Calvin DeHaan & Trevor Van Riemsdyk. I once paid Leaf ticket prices only to see us lose 8-1 with Scott Darling in net & Ron Hainsey getting our only goal. What a ride…
In 2006, I had to travel about 2 hours away from my western NC hometown to find any Hurricanes championship gear. Sports Authority in Greensboro had one little rack of T-shirts. One of the sports bars in my home county was promoting “STANLY CUP GAMES” on their electronic sign out front.
Carter should text some buddies so they can come up with more favourable stats to share with people…
Probably the biggest sporting event that’s ever happened where I could see the stadium from my apartment.
TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social · 5mo agoMatchday 1 finished 1-1 for Canada thanks to a Cyle Larin equalizer 🇨🇦 What would rate their performance in the opening match of 2026? #FIFAWorldCup
Now it’s game 5 and my kid has prom. On a Thursday night. On a school night. Sometimes Canada is kinda weird.
Juni@belovedjune.bsky.social · 5mo agoI have a gala tonight, further demonstrating the harsh truth that the world just doesn’t care about my hockey team being in the Stanley Cup Finals.
