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Dad, accountant, Minnesotan, stupidly competitive.
Just as we all thought heading into the season the Gophers two toughest opponents on the schedule were Miss State and Northwestern
Bill Connelly@espnbillc.bsky.social · 5h agoRésumé SP+ after 3 weeks: 1 Texas 2 Utah 3 Georgia 4 Notre Dame 5 Alabama 6 Florida 7 Tennessee 8 Northwestern 9 Mississippi State 10 Indiana 11 Miami 12 Nebraska 13 Penn State 14 Pitt 15 Iowa (Reminder: Résumé SP+ is basically how you've played your opponents vs. a top-5 standard.)
[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] My mom is actually pretty vocal about monogamy, so I doubt that happened.
OneDishwasher@onedishwasher.bsky.social · 6h ago[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my mom is on those glp-1 shots now, so she's showing improvement
Aggies out here looking like any other agricultural endeavor under this administration.
Oh UNC. I'm sorry that Billy Edwards still has the wisconsin in his blood.
Really looking forward to raising teenage boys in a decade. I’m sure things will get better and not even stupider.
We need to take a good, long look at all of the traditions around college football, and then rip out everything that doesn’t keep kids safe. There’s absolutely no acceptable reason for marching band kids to die.
The oldest got a job at a place called Chicken Salad Chick and dumps some tubs in the fridge pretty much every night. We just learned that the boy loves it, grabs it out of the fridge constantly, and is currently using a mozzarella stick as a delivery vessel for lemon basil chicken salad.
It’s time for us all to come together and cheer for God and America’s team, Notre Dame.
Michigan, I know exactly what you need. A brilliant man who’s more than just a football coach. In a just world, Tommy Tuberville will be available soon.
Michigan fans haven’t been this mad since the Bible was translated from Aramaic to Latin to Greek to English.
Hoover Street Rag@hooverstreetrag.org · 2w agoOh got dang it.
Minnesota beat Eastern Illinois with a sack of nails last night, and now we enter my favorite part of the college football opening weekend: cackling with glee at any and all struggles from the other B1G teams.
PJ Fleck to Eastern Illinois:
Vince Carter Olympic Dunk
ALT: Vince Carter Olympic Dunk
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GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY GOPHER GAMEDAY! It is time to get your chili hot.
Let’s get out there and have a semi-productive 3 day work week.
Utah Mascot Dance and Fist Pump
ALT: Utah Mascot Dance and Fist Pump
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I feel so weird having to form these words, but… Nik is right.
Nikolai Denmark@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 3w agoSeen some chatter this week from the Minnesota-tariat regarding crowds at the fair. I have a simple proposal for expanding the fair. I’ve found a nearby plot of land with good access. Best of all, it’s currently not being utilized for any beneficial purpose.
I’m going to spend quite a bit of time grinding my teeth while watching Manchester United before the international break, aren’t I?
Who wants to sing the Kenny Rogers part for Islands In the Stream?
Black Hart of Saint Paul@blackhartstp.com · 4w agoY'all, Dolly Parton was the absolute queen. Tonight is karaoke night if you want to just sing Dolly all night.
He could be exonerated if he had just said “check out these turkeys.”
Velour Shirt@object.works · 4w agoWisconsin things
