🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
A human who conducted such a shooting would be facing years in prison. For a gun, criminal liability is harder to determine. The risk of a rogue firearms manufacturer. I hope this clarifies the issue for anyone confused.
Hetan Shah@hetanshah.bsky.social · 17h agoAs I said above, focusing on questions of liability might be fruitful in changing the incentives for behaviour through the system
BREAKING NEWS: Mitch McConnell cremated with only known copy of Epstein files in his pocket. "My bad" says Todd Blanche
If you see this, gif the energy you bring to bluesky
Bender from Futurama Chugs a Barrel
Alt: Bender from Futurama Chugs a Barrel
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Brie@brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, gif the energy you bring to bluesky
I often take flak for doing everything myself when I know other people would just screw it up. So occasionally I will let other people do things and then when they fail I get blamed for that too, because I didn't speak up. But if i speak up I'm "bullying people" so it's really a no win situation.
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@papawoof.bsky.social · 3d ago
That one soldier who jumped overboard and swam toward the sirens in The Odyssey:
𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆@infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 7d agocan't stop laughing😭
When you are peeing at the end urinal all alone but then a ghost shows up and pees right beside you:
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 4d ago
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to Covid BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · 4d agoStephen A does not get nearly the credit he deserves for being the Dumbass Bozo he is
Looks like im living rent free in someone's head
Odyssey was really good. Not like, make-it-my-personality good, but man some of the lines really hit for someone as dumb as me
OH MY GOD I'm scared if I show this to my wife she will get the ick by association
Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨@maybecam.blacksky.app · 5d agogiggle at the comments please! i would ask how ppl feel about this but you all might call me a slur!
EVERYBODY SHUT UP I GREW AN OLIVE
Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli Friday
Duo
Alt: Craig and Smokey from Friday
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜@godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli Over the Hedge
I often daydream of starting a small produce stand with no online presence whatsoever. Cash only. Open when I feel like it. All prices negotiable and based on what car you climbed out of.
-tk-@cmlwlk.bsky.social · last wk.If your restaurant “website” is just a fb account please know that I will quickly close the page and never think about you or your food again.
Talrico is every ad im getting on YouTube. He's begging for $5. I wish him the best of luck. But I don't mess with texas. Y'all can handle your own shit.
Stardate July 26: Just saw Jack o lantern cookies at wally world
Thinking about becoming a foot guy
