lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach

Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out

i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle

*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*

The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from

super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund

Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b

Oskar Eustis has stepped into this device

I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment!

Is this good

Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon)

people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier

Nerdist@nerdist.bsky.social · last mo.

New poster for Spaceballs: The New One 🎬

A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint

mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual

We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade”

joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive

Apparently a bunch of people downloaded Start the Steal this week. If you’re one of them: enjoy! And if you have not listened yet, it’s a lot of fun, and can be found on the Dungeons + Drama Nerds pod cast feed

hell is other websites@benferber.com · 9mo ago

It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

I think the stupidest thing about the Obsession discourse is "the One Wish Willow isn't evil, Bear just made a bad wish!" What are you fucking talking about, IN THE FILM the tech support guy gets all menacing and is like "she's heeere with meeee" and puts a kidnappee on the phone

Got out of Aliens in 70mm and was greeted by this

Now that they’re making feature films of stuff like “guy with sirens for a head” how long will it be before we have 5 simultaneous disaster movie adaptations of those 30 second “wyd in this situation” videos with a meteor blowing up the planet or a giant grabbing your airplane

Pee for Vendetta

they want to replace everyone below ceos, but above manual laborers, with llms to force all the computer job people to become manual laborers so they take a pay cut. then they want to replace all the manual laborers with humanoid robots so they can kill everyone who's not a ceo.

They should do a “sub way takes” where the take is “this show is fucking stupid” and then the person getting interviewed takes out a baseball bat as the camera abruptly cuts and also it’s the last episode of the show.

I was getting ready for a 400k bike ride I’m doing tomorrow and just spent 20 minutes looking for a tiny part that I eventually found already mounted to my bike exactly where it was supposed to be

could you fuck the pussy on the top of zeus’s head that got created when he gave birth to athena

people who can't handle the current nancy comics would instantly start to suffer the symptoms of toxic shock syndrome if they picked up a zine

disclosure day might be one of the worst movies ever made

Hell YES dude FUCK Espaillat, that asshole couldn’t kill me when he tried and he can’t even keep his seat!

Went to the bathroom and heard my work computer freaking out with error noises