quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich
@benfoldsfive.bsky.social
and me? i’m the damned Jonny who Popped him
just abstracted at the front counter at taco bell
QUICK - what is the name of the purple character that I famously love and deeply relate to that has a giant grin with straight-lined teeth and large cartoony eyes and acts cruelly towards others as a result of trauma and haunting regret of a lost love whose main colors are green and pinkish red
me at the Glitch Studios theme park in 2035 watching a 62 year old man screaming and sobbing because the person in the martha mildenhall mascot costume left before he could get her autograph
just witnessed a man’s skin get peeled off at moe’s southwest grill #Tetris
any person, really: holy shit is that daffy duck guy who has the supernatural ability to know memes and slang that will be used up to 3 years in the future: yeah i’m tryna get some of that ducky daff
accidentally opening ribbitrabbit yuri at work
COME SEE “THE CHARACTER” - ONLY IN THEATERS FOR A SHORT TIME warning: you will Not Like what Happens Next
rewatched the last act in other news, tomorrow they are turning me into a fine paste that can be eaten, but just probably shouldn’t be
