Ben Siemon

@benjaminjs.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him

Republicans lie to their voters then fuck them over. Democrats try to gaslight and shame their voters, telling them they don't REALLY want the things that excite and motivate them, they don't REALLY want things like universal health care and taxing billionaires. Yes we fucking do.

If we find out Mitch died tomorrow, his seat remains open until the midterms. A special election would almost certainly have been won by a Republican, and definitely will be in January, so it seems the best case scenario is for it to be empty a few months, so isn't he kinda doing Democrats a favor?

If a lawyer helped Max Miller craft his statement, they probably should have chimed in about the "if I really assaulted my wife why did she agree to meet with me later?" part, but what do I know?

"The Devil Wears Prada 2" proved you can make a sequel decades later with a good story worth telling, and I've suggested several times there be a "Clueless" sequel about her cluelessly raising her daughter (obviously my idea was stolen) but making it a series instead of a movie seems like a mistake.

My biggest concern about the new Burbank Airport terminal is will Guy Fieri continue to rule the cuisine there with an iron fist, or will we finally be set free of his terror?