Benji2049

@benji2049.bsky.social

Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.

It's late at night and you've blown a tire on the interstate. You're stranded, scared, and shivering. To your surprise, your daughter's ex-boyfriend is the one who comes to your rescue. He's always made you feel out of sorts, and tonight you two are finally going to talk about why...

I know it seems like I'm beating up on #Moana2026. I just want it to be known that I would have been willing to let it go unremarked and unmourned. But I paid money for a movie that put both my kids to sleep after actively boring them to tears, so we're talking about it.

Catherine Laga'aia is the only person who escaped #Moana2026 unscathed. She does good work. Though I do want to shake the hand of whatever manager signed off on making Hey-Hey the grossest thing Disney's ever put on screen.

I wanted to be snarky and say the only way #Moana2026 could look worse is if you made it in AI and cut it up into 200 pieces you had to watch on TikTok. But eventually your phone would give up, which is more than Disney will do for you.

In the third audio of the What You Need trio, I let you know that I see how hard you’re working to hold it together. And let you know that it’s okay to let go, a little. F4M and SFW. Lots of ✨feelings✨

Teacher's Pet (Sweet Version) is now live on the Patreon! You have a favorite professor. He loves books - maybe even more than you do - and he's sweet. He's also a bit of a goofball, but that just makes you like him more. You feel safe with him. You feel listened to. You feel... a lot of things.