Islamophobia expects you to believe Muslim politicians are simultaneously religious fundamentalists and also radical leftist commies
Rooting for you Olivia Dean but I can't hear that 🎶it's so easy/to fall in love with...🎶 song without instantly being transported back to working retail I'm so sorry
Just took my first yoga class in ~15 years and not to brag but I actually won an award for Tightest Hips in America
WNBA needs to realize and quick that transphobes will never buy tickets because they don't actually give a fuck about women's sports. But the fans who DO give a fuck will not take kindly to hand-wringing or both-sidesing over this reactionary culture war horseshit
Always such a relief to find out a subway car is empty because it reeks of cigs, not because the AC is broken #littleblessings
Announcing you "might" leave the Democratic party via repeated chummy Fox News interviews is honestly a pretty funny bit
Modified a recipe and it turned out fab!! Buuut realized later that I had actually just misread the instructions
Whenever I'm in a markedly better mood after an encounter with a gentleman it's like wow dopamine and oxytocin you've really done it again
Kylie Minogue in Leespoons
Alt: Kylie Minogue smiling, raising her eyebrows and shaking her head approvingly
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Going back and forth with insurance and I swear the muzak goes up a key each time they put me back on hold
Dear Sir, While we commend your enthusiasm, we will not be adding your character "Rap Scallion" to the Veggie Tales roster. We acknowledge receipt of your demos "Get Ur Meek On," "Sin & Juice," and "Pews Yourself" and ask that you refrain from continuing to send them. Yours in Christ,
Friends’ 5 year old: “do you have a wife?” Me: “oh! Um, no” Him: “are you going to get a wife soon?” Me: “I uhhh don’t think I’m ever getting a wife, buddy!” Him: “okay. Want some of my treasure?”
“Are you guys ready for your navel-gazing meta-product lessons?” Movies about Hollywood gulped Albums about the Music Industry nodded Novels about Authors blinked nervously “Yes, Scholarship about Academia,” they said in unison
“Adult men shouldn’t carry backpacks” is propaganda by Big Chiropractor and I for one am not falling for it
Personally ambivalent on Hasan Piker but it's hard to see where attacking him as a proxy for The Left™️ has achieved anything other than giving him lots of free publicity
Can anyone give me a cosmic and/or mystical explanation for my love life recently so I can continue to ignore the role my actions and attitude may be playing thx
Not trying to be an asshole but I hope the security guard at work can understand why I don't really want to banter about my personal belongings while he goes through my bag!
One fun fact about me is I actually have Magic Resistance +6 as a base stat. But it comes in handy less often than you’d think
Friend invited me to a youth orchestra concert tonight and I’m very curious to find out if this is a field where youth means “high schooler” or “someone under 45”
Branding it as a “pied-à-terre tax” was genius bc there’s really no way to complain about it without seeming like Lucille Bluth
Benj@benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 4mo agoKinda feel like the histrionics over a 1% tax on second homes worth $5mil+ is similar, in that it reveals opposition is purely ideological rather than practical and a "common ground" policy is therefore impossible
Persuading myself it's good for a guy to be a little cringe (earnest, probably less online) but it's really hard to sustain attraction when he asks if you "wanna get noms"
Friend took ChatGPT’s vacation suggestions at face value and realized they’re terrible only after booking…….. how do I turn this into a teachable moment without being an insufferable smug scold
Watched a man whip his dinged-up VW into a tight parallel parking spot all while chatting with a buddy and smoking a cigarette and regrettably I am extremely turned on
Even setting aside how he treats his romantic partners, referencing Don Draper in your dating profile just invites potential dates to measure your looks against Jon Hamm's. Unforced error!
On the one hand, Drag Race queens who insist they're stars even out of drag are vastly overestimating their cultural cachet. But on the other hand it's kind of essential for drag queens to have delusions of grandeur. So
Advertising your hair salon with AI-generated images of coiffed customers does not in fact inspire much confidence in the quality your services!
Neither here nor there really but I took a Classical Mythology gen ed class in college and the professor's claim to (mainstream/non-academic) fame was turning down a consulting role on Disney's Hercules
Sure we as gays get to be a little narcissistic but I saw a guy post about the death of a friend to actively and explicitly solicit compliments for himself and that uhhh feels like it crosses a line