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* yo

* can i practice my pickup lines on you?

* ... He's weirdly quiet now.

* ... He slides it back into his mouth...He's...quiet...

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Okay FINE! Your tongue is. . normal. I-- guess." "Eugh, it's ugly to look at."

* im gonna kiss you again if you do

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I'm going to make fun of it."

* born that way. dont make fun of it

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Why the fuck is that blue."

* scared of a little tongue? He sticks out his weirdly long blue tongue.

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

. . . "Not anymore."

* whats bigger than a tuna? a threena

* so you dont wanna kiss me

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"NO?!"

* you want tongue in your mouth or not?

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"SHUDDUP!"

* make up your mind then

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"But I DO wanna kiss you-- I mean. . NO. I don't."

* dont say you wanna kiss me now when you definitely dont

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE."

* no. you said you didnt wanna kiss me so...

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Wha-- FINE!"

* i wont ask for another kiss for a week if i get one more

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"No."

* pleeeeeeeeease?

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"No. You had your last one."

* just one more?

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

He can't help but smirk slightly. "Alright. That's enough."

* ... One last smooch.

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Alright-- ALRIGHT!"

Benrey is now covering Tord's face in kisses.

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

. . . "Thanks."

* and youre my boyfriend. i love my gay ass boyfriend

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I AM--. ." "Wait I am gay. The fuck am I talking about?"

* gay ass boyfriend

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

He, of course doesn't mind this. "Don't-- call me that."

* yet here you are as my boyfriend Benrey leans in and presses their lips together.

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I hate you. . SO much." Tord grumbles something under his breath. He's probably cursing Benrey out.

* dont rush perfection. thats probably why you never hear anyone telling you to hurry up Benrey boops his nose. Smoooooth Benrey. Real smooth.

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"YES i AM!"

Benrey leans in closer. * you sure?

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗗!@oldfri3nd.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Of course I am." There's that stupid grin on his face.

Walking around with half his face blown off.

* stealing this from better writers and funnier people Like for a Benrey kiss

* you wanna shoot me? im bored bro