If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Dog Delivers Unexpected Nut Shot

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

She's chunky when she lays on her side. By my calculations, she's a year old now.

Bought Agatha a tracker after her recent disappearance and it lasted two days before she hoiked it off in the unreachable brambles. Thankfully I've got a refund my the €180 subscription. She's a menace.

Still struggling to re-engage here, and as I have no news apps on my phone Bluesky is my one source of what's going on.

Apparently Jimmy Cricket came up to my family when we were holidaying in Butlins and had a great chat. I have zero memory of this, which is a shame. R.I.P.

Bad, bad, losers. #WorldCup

They’re going to equalise, aren’t they?

GET IN!!!!! #WorldCup

I want to go to bed.

Ridiculous decision. Ref panicked. #WorldCup

Hooray, more football!

Didn’t think that was a red tbh.

I can’t handle extra-time.

Thought my Red Dwarf comment deserved more love. I’m going to close my account.

Smug, self-congratulatory flatulence. #worldcup

Stick your love up your goddamn ass! #worldcup

Singing children!

Does Shakira have an itchy bum and is trying to soothe it with a stiff breeze? #worldcup

I should have said Lister and Duane Dibbley. #WorldCup

Lister and The Cat looking well. #worldcup

Finally, what we’re all here for! #WorldCupFinal

Half time show sneak peak. #WorldCup

Hydration break!

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Can’t wait for the half-time (extended) super-show! #WorldCup

It’s already running late. #WorldCupFinal

That was one of the worst things I’ve seen at a football match. #WorldCupFinal

Aspagna! Orgenteena! #WorldCupFinal

Piss off Cruise! #WorldCupFinal

Hands Robbie! #WorldCupFinal

This is awful. #WorldCupFinal