Really irritated. A shirt I was hoping to wear with an outfit this weekend didn’t ship out until just today and won’t arrive until after I leave for FD. Fuck that.

Hey you, let’s morph together. 💛 📷 @turbowolf.space

Men in Spider-Man costumes are hot

Making my FD packing list and it’s growing quite long. Might have to trim it down 😭

when's the last time you looked at your lemon tree? w/ @bentleybats.bsky.social

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Caleb Hammer needs to take his last name and bash his own head in with it.

I’m so excited for FD omfg

Magical source! Mystic force!!! Amazing photo by @turbowolf.space

Wheres the wheel? Oh wait there it is!

I really wanna know what it feels like to be put in a vacbed and left out during a heavy rainstorm.

Pulled a shot of espresso over a Lindt truffle.

I love all the Scott pilgrim movies Scott Pilgrim vs teen pregnancy Scott Pilgrim vs a womanizing Jonah Hill Scott Pilgrim vs NYC Scott Pilgrim vs his French alter ego

There’s an inexplainable bliss you get when you meet someone who understands a part of you. You don’t have to explain it. They don’t ask why. Being able to explore that part completely and entirely with that person is so magical. Feeling seen and understood in this way is euphoric beyond words.

Post snoot.

Let me tell you why the Godox v1 is the best flash of all time.

Francis Bourgeois never fails to make me smile.

If your flyers slop I hope your events a flop.

I find dogs barking at delivery people really funny. They bark because their behavior is reinforced every time. The delivery person approaches, the dog barks to fend them off, the delivery person leaves. It worked. And it works every time.

I think I need to cull group chats again. It’s just so detrimental to my mental health.

With cars turning into surveillance devices, something like the slate that literally has no infotainment system at all is becoming really appealing.

10ft USB-C cables are so lux

Just when that giant tit horse fursuiter couldn’t get any more hot, she(?) posted a video punching a DJT standup and man… We’re gooning yall

I FOUND A LAD IN MY MEAT THERMOMETER

Why are there so many sexy dogs in Minnesota. Is there something in those 10000 lakes?

I can’t help but notice that you aren’t patting my fucking head.

Diners drive ins and death

Living for this man Dying for this man Shidding n farding for this man youtu.be/H_9TUpjIxvM?...

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Moana (2030) will be rotoscoped.

Date pickers are the worst format for date of birth entry. Let people type it. Dont make me use the stupid calendar entry for a date in the past.