Sure, music and the arts just don't exist 🫠

Governor JB Pritzker@govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2mo ago

What color, what subject? Math is yellow. English is blue. Science is red. History is green. Languages are purple.

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

I was finally enjoying rooting for the USMNT... now I just feel... dirty

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 3mo ago

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.

Me visiting the reflecting pool

Conker the Squirrel Shaking - Conker's Bad Fur Day

ALT: Conker the Squirrel Shaking - Conker's Bad Fur Day

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Poisoneddonut@poisoneddonut.bsky.social · 4mo ago

me visiting the reflecting pool

I deserve all the flame on earth for this, but: PICKLES

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4mo ago

What’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?

· Happy LGBTQ Pride month! Today we celebrate gaming's most iconic Gender Fluid characters (they physically change their body back and forth between male and female, and therefore are canonically Gender Fluid 😎👉👉)

"Those bishops should stick to moving diagonally" - Vance, probably.

Context: Justin Trudeau is dating Katie Perry cuz nothing makes sense anymore and they took a photo together where they were drinking out of plastic cups and he received some viral criticism over it for some reason (for using plastic cups, not dating Katie Perry)

The Serie A / MLS of social media, if you will

evelyn@evelynwebsite.com · 6mo ago

I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game

“Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you." — Michael and Susan Pretti, whose son Alex died amid a barrage of gunfire from federal agents, and whose reputation is being smeared by top federal officials.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell

YouTube video by Federal Reserve

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AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

Death, taxes, and Tottenham stealing wins from City

*Drops mic*

Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭@mayorwu.boston.gov · last yr.

Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

This is all the Democratic Party needs to do for messaging: "Man with solid gold toilet tells you your child only needs one toy".

Senator Chris Van Hollen@vanhollen.senate.gov · last yr.

Donald Trump — a silver spoon billionaire who's never wanted for anything in his life — says parents should cut back on buying dolls and pencils for their kids to compensate for higher prices from his tariff mess. This is the Great Betrayal in action.

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.